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By *hoir OP Couple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
It's definitely been one of those weeks. My pockets are significantly lighter (when they weren't heavy before) people are batshit and the kids are kids. I am exhausted.
Pass the whisky?
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over a year ago
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"It's definitely been one of those weeks. My pockets are significantly lighter (when they weren't heavy before) people are batshit and the kids are kids. I am exhausted.
Pass the whisky?
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heres a stiff one  |
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over a year ago
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"It's definitely been one of those weeks. My pockets are significantly lighter (when they weren't heavy before) people are batshit and the kids are kids. I am exhausted.
Pass the whisky?
Better with a penis colada  ))
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell. 
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next  x"
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff. |
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"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff. "
Any excuse to get naked though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got any absinthe?
Has Amazon delivered yet? "
No. They wanted £6.99 for a 1 hour deliver slot or I had to spend £40. I only wanted a box of Stella  |
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"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though "
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted! |
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over a year ago
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"Have you got any absinthe?
Has Amazon delivered yet?
No. They wanted £6.99 for a 1 hour deliver slot or I had to spend £40. I only wanted a box of Stella
Try a taxi. "
I’ve got covid so can’t go in a shop |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted! "
It must be a Gordie phone then, eeeeee |
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"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted! "
So the getting naked you don't have an issue with? Terrific x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Have you got any absinthe?
Has Amazon delivered yet?
No. They wanted £6.99 for a 1 hour deliver slot or I had to spend £40. I only wanted a box of Stella
Try a taxi.
I’ve got covid so can’t go in a shop "
Get the taxi driver to pick it up, then drop it off. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted!
So the getting naked you don't have an issue with? Terrific x"
I didn't want to be too forward. But... |
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"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted!
So the getting naked you don't have an issue with? Terrific x
I didn't want to be too forward. But..."
Don't knock it Davie, she's lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that an option? I think Uber eats deliver groceries. I could try that.
It happens up here. But maybe Newcastle is too posh for that. "
It’s more than £5 a pint most places so you’re probably right |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Is that an option? I think Uber eats deliver groceries. I could try that.
It happens up here. But maybe Newcastle is too posh for that.
It’s more than £5 a pint most places so you’re probably right "
That's to put people off it. |
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"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted!
So the getting naked you don't have an issue with? Terrific x
I didn't want to be too forward. But...
Don't knock it Davie, she's lovely
Not tonight Fifey, tonight I am a an emotional mess on the verge of a breakdown 
I’ll be lovely again tomorrow though and probably naked  "
Oh, hope you're OK  x |
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"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted!
So the getting naked you don't have an issue with? Terrific x
I didn't want to be too forward. But...
Don't knock it Davie, she's lovely
Not tonight Fifey, tonight I am an emotional mess on the verge of a breakdown
I’ll be lovely again tomorrow though and probably naked "
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"It's definitely been one of those weeks. My pockets are significantly lighter (when they weren't heavy before) people are batshit and the kids are kids. I am exhausted.
Pass the whisky?
P"
Rough times, can identify with that. But those drinks ain't free. What jokes, songs, dance or death defying stunts can you do? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Argh I hear ya! Pass the whiskey! It’s been the week from hell.
Anyone else want a swig?
We've quickly moved to pass the bottle. We'll be naked next x
It's okay Fifey she's in the American stuff.
Any excuse to get naked though
Aw come on! Don’t tar me with that brush. It’s just my phone being a dick and adding E’s where they aren’t wanted!
So the getting naked you don't have an issue with? Terrific x
I didn't want to be too forward. But...
Don't knock it Davie, she's lovely
Not tonight Fifey, tonight I am an emotional mess on the verge of a breakdown
I’ll be lovely again tomorrow though and probably naked "
Do you need shots? |
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"It's definitely been one of those weeks. My pockets are significantly lighter (when they weren't heavy before) people are batshit and the kids are kids. I am exhausted.
Pass the whisky?
P
Rough times, can identify with that. But those drinks ain't free. What jokes, songs, dance or death defying stunts can you do?"
After a drink I can dance like a tazmanian devil |
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Helluva week. She has Covid - nearly gone - and gin. And cheesy balls (not mine). I have rum. Quite a lot of rum. And probably cheesy balls, but I'll have a bath soon. Chinese will deliver later. What's mandarin for la vida loca? |
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By *hoir OP Couple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs! "
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago
Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P"
We'll line them up at the bar, start at one end and finish at the other. Last one to finish has to take off their underwear  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
We'll line them up at the bar, start at one end and finish at the other. Last one to finish has to take off their underwear "
I'm a slow drinker. |
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By *hoir OP Couple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
We'll line them up at the bar, start at one end and finish at the other. Last one to finish has to take off their underwear "
What if I'm not wearing any already?
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"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P"
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x |
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"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
We'll line them up at the bar, start at one end and finish at the other. Last one to finish has to take off their underwear "
You first.....please x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
We'll line them up at the bar, start at one end and finish at the other. Last one to finish has to take off their underwear
What if I'm not wearing any already?
P"
That's a win win then. |
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By *hoir OP Couple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x"
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P |
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"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P"
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x"
Oh you are a silver tongued devil. |
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"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x
Oh you are a silver tongued devil. "
You stay single this long for nothing you know |
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By *hoir OP Couple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x"
Sounds like a great weekend and maybe, just maybe I could keep up with C. Instead I have a beautiful bit of steak to be getting to
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"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x
Sounds like a great weekend and maybe, just maybe I could keep up with C. Instead I have a beautiful bit of steak to be getting to
P"
The central belt set would welcome you |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x
Sounds like a great weekend and maybe, just maybe I could keep up with C. Instead I have a beautiful bit of steak to be getting to
P
The central belt set would welcome you "
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By *hoir OP Couple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"We would happily join you, it's been one of those weeks for us too. Shots all round?
Oh god yes SHOTS!!!
P
Jaegar bombs!
Utterly useless to me lol, they do nothing - sambuca please, feels like the ultimate Essex drink. And if you mean I'm lovely then ta luv
P
I've you had those ones mixed with pink milk? And yes, you x
Up until very recently I have disliked any form of milk product except ice cream so no I have not. Is this going to kill me as I am a wee lightweight
P
It's a bit like an alcoholic strawberry Milkshake shot. Wouldn't kill you. Come for a trip to Scotland. We'd look after you, and you'd be able yo drink like a fish afterwards x
Sounds like a great weekend and maybe, just maybe I could keep up with C. Instead I have a beautiful bit of steak to be getting to
P
The central belt set would welcome you "
I feel very loved 
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"I’ll take Rum please.
All the Rum.
What’s your go to rum?
Morgans spiced
I’m more Kraken or Havana Club.
I've had Kraken....bit meh, but wouldn't say no "
Havana Club 7 year old dark rum is probably my favourite but I haven’t tried many others because I liked that so much the first time.
I got some really expensive Bacardi from a duty free and that was awful. |
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"I’ll take Rum please.
All the Rum.
What’s your go to rum?
Kraken or dead man’s fingers."
Also tried some good limited edition ones too but they’re pricier! |
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"I’ll take Rum please.
All the Rum.
What’s your go to rum?
Kraken or dead man’s fingers."
I’ve been meaning to try Dead Man’s Fingers. I’ll give it a try next time I’m having a proper drink. |
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"I’ll take Rum please.
All the Rum.
What’s your go to rum?
Morgans spiced
I’m more Kraken or Havana Club.
I've had Kraken....bit meh, but wouldn't say no
Havana Club 7 year old dark rum is probably my favourite but I haven’t tried many others because I liked that so much the first time.
I got some really expensive Bacardi from a duty free and that was awful."
I'll have to try that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Rum please.
All the Rum.
What’s your go to rum?
Kraken or dead man’s fingers.
I’ve been meaning to try Dead Man’s Fingers. I’ll give it a try next time I’m having a proper drink."
I prefer that over kraken if I’m honest!
Not keen on the flavoured ones though. |
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