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What fruit/vegetable do you most like to fuck?
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over a year ago
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"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after! "
Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way  |
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"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!
Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way "
Ooooouch!!! That’s got to be worse than pink eye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!
Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way
Ooooouch!!! That’s got to be worse than pink eye? "
Especially if you double wham and rub the tears out of your eyes the pain down below caused |
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"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!
Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way "
Never let your husband finger you after chopping chillies either. I'm not sure I've forgiven him for that one yet, and it was at least 10 years ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!
Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way
Never let your husband finger you after chopping chillies either. I'm not sure I've forgiven him for that one yet, and it was at least 10 years ago "
Hot, yet eye-watering  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blueberry’s.
Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew "
That was plan A.
Plan B. was use my dick as a baseball bat and get just another girl to catch them in her mouth.
It’s still in the planning phase. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blueberry’s.
Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew
That was plan A.
Plan B. was use my dick as a baseball bat and get just another girl to catch them in her mouth.
It’s still in the planning phase. "
I wasn't consulted on this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blueberry’s.
Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew
That was plan A.
Plan B. was use my dick as a baseball bat and get just another girl to catch them in her mouth.
It’s still in the planning phase.
I wasn't consulted on this."
……….. surprise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god. I’ve just remembered that grapefruit blowjob woman
I'm intrigued. Is this a reference? For scientific purposes of course 
https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U - I challenge you not to laugh "
That's just amazing! And the ladies can burn fat at the same time! |
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sums it up best for me
