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over a year ago
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Good morning, I hope you are doing well, I can’t advise you on how to get a woman here but I can advise you to open your heart and don’t be afraid to let god in, he has a plan for us all, I find peace with my gerbils, you will never feel love quite like it, I don’t know if they’re something you have ever thought about owning but I promise you nothing but joy in your heart and the feeling of loneliness will soon subside, god bless you |
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"Good morning, I hope you are doing well, I can’t advise you on how to get a woman here but I can advise you to open your heart and don’t be afraid to let god in, he has a plan for us all, I find peace with my gerbils, you will never feel love quite like it, I don’t know if they’re something you have ever thought about owning but I promise you nothing but joy in your heart and the feeling of loneliness will soon subside, god bless you "
God don't want me for a sunbeam. Sun beams are never made made like me |
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Leave your ego at the door, recognise you're one of thousands fit as fuck men on here vying for a limited amount of women. Make yourself stand out as no one is going to pull teeth asking you anything: it is what it is.
Good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lady on fab. "
With something they want or need, or don't have. If you have nothing they want or need and something they do have, make sure its different, if its not different then hope she likes more of the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Engagement, lots of it. Perseverance, even more of it. Have a profile that gives people something decent m to go on (I’ve not checked, you may already have).
It can be a long road, fella…..we outnumber ladies and couples probably 100:1 here and any message you send could literally be one of many hundreds (300+) they receive in a single day. The odds are firmly against us.
If you’re ripped and hung like a horse you might jump the queue a bit, though….  |
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"How to get a lady on fab??"
I would sugest you either buy my book how to get a lady on fab
Or enrole in my intencive 3 week course
Competively priced at 300 pounds
Or you. Can cheat and check out other males profiles or check women's profiles for the successful meet verifications .the modify your profile as you would a CV .and see what results you get other wise
You could post a thread offering to fuck local milfs or do copy cat thread for non locals .the women will flock to you . I even sent over all the women who keep banging on my door at 4 in the morning wanting a fuck . then I got a replacement offer and they were hireing a coach to come to me.
Good luck with your search hope I've been able to help you .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You want “discrete fun” but also the “thrill of getting caught”. That’ll confuse people as will telling women to wink and you’ll message if interested.
You’re way waaaaaay off beam so far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to get a lady on fab??
I would sugest you either buy my book how to get a lady on fab
Or enrole in my intencive 3 week course
Competively priced at 300 pounds
Or you. Can cheat and check out other males profiles or check women's profiles for the successful meet verifications .the modify your profile as you would a CV .and see what results you get other wise
You could post a thread offering to fuck local milfs or do copy cat thread for non locals .the women will flock to you . I even sent over all the women who keep banging on my door at 4 in the morning wanting a fuck . then I got a replacement offer and they were hireing a coach to come to me.
Good luck with your search hope I've been able to help you .
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Are you accepting mid term enrolments? |
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"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots "
Unless you are apostate of course... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots
Unless you are apostate of course..."
I heard Judas had a rat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots
Unless you are apostate of course...
I heard Judas had a rat."
Wait, no.
He was as a rat, that was it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done
Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted ."
Almost sold. So will we actually get to look at an actual lady or will it be like one of those ones on my CPR course again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done
Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted ."
If it was how to get a single man to actually turn up we’d be enrolling immediately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff
I feel seen 
Not seen, heard. I heard you rustling the leaves in your den bed "
That was a gerbil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have to pass the 100 questions and tick all of their boxes. Then if successful, you are through to an intensive interview stage. If you were an outstanding candidate and pass, you then have to have a pre trial where you are observed of your every move and action. If amazingly, you pass this you then may be invited...   |
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By *l6789Man
over a year ago
croydon |
Ur doing the right thing definitely mentioning squirters welcome, nobody likes guys that discriminate the ladies that lubricate profusely.
I’d add some more pics at least 10 with ur dick a video of u doing the helicopter will be a instant fab sensation.
Maybe also mention try copy paste a message and send to every single profile in 100 mile radius, think of it like posting flyers through their mailbox some one will go wow and pick up the phone. |
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"Send dick pics with every message. Ladies love it 
Dick pics definitely the way forward, at least 20 with each message.  "
And send the same message copy and paste every hour on the hour....it works for me ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to get a lady on fab??"
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden |
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden "
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…."
That must be where we’re going wrong |
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong "
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome "
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now "
Maybe he requires his car valeting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Maybe he requires his car valeting "
He certainly wants something polished |
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now "
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great "
Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time |
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great
Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time "
Doh! I knew I was being too polite!  This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great
Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time
Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” "
Also ignore the male half. All couples love that |
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great
Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time
Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”
Also ignore the male half. All couples love that "
Slow it down a bit, I can only remember one thing at a time…… |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great
Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time
Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”
Also ignore the male half. All couples love that "
I dunno I tend to find pushing the female aside to tell her partner how gorgeous she is and what a lucky fella he is works better |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. "
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.  |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. "
Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Sherburn... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"He who has the best bait catches the most fish
I use this analogy too.
Also, dress your window to attract who you want to attract. "
^^^ ooo that's a good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to get a lady on fab??
Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.
Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden
He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….
That must be where we’re going wrong
Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome
There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now
Result! See? It’s easy!
Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great
Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time
Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”
Also ignore the male half. All couples love that
I dunno I tend to find pushing the female aside to tell her partner how gorgeous she is and what a lucky fella he is works better "
Just mention football and you’re in there |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.
Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. "
But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.
Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.
But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. "
Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.
Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.
But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.
Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now "
The bull whip wasn't my idea though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want “discrete fun” ..."
That's it; he obviously doesn't realise that the ladies on FS are sticklers for grammar and syntax, and are clearly taking him literally, as 'discrete' means 'separate, distinct', so they assume that he wants to have sex on his own, not with them, and so are kindly and discreetly leaving him alone to get on with it, which is presumably what he is doing?
It may of course be that he is being too subtle and should try: 'Wanna fuck' as so many seem to, but then again possibly not! |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.
Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.
But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.
Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now
The bull whip wasn't my idea though. "
Well someone ought to own up |
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.
Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.
They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.
Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.
I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.
Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.
But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.
Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now
The bull whip wasn't my idea though.
Well someone ought to own up "
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He posted 'how to get lady on fab'????he didn’t ask specifically to have his profile reviewed but unless he was asking the question on behalf of someone else or he needed to compile a Database of individuals processes and feed it into his software to create the ultimate straight guy no rejection profile...to not mention his profile would have made his experience worse as we would have given him reason to carry on.....fast track another 5 months his next post would be a video of him walking through fab.com HQ columbine style |
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