Speaking to my mate at work this morning. He said he was looking forward to his do nut. Went to go and eat it wife had snaffled it . His revenge was to adjust all the mirrors in her car and push her seat all the way back. Was he in his rights to commit this heinous crime .  |
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"Speaking to my mate at work this morning. He said he was looking forward to his do nut. Went to go and eat it wife had snaffled it . His revenge was to adjust all the mirrors in her car and push her seat all the way back. Was he in his rights to commit this heinous crime . "
Correct move  |
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No. Whatever sweet things in the house belong to the wife lol everyone knows women need sugar lol
Sure he can think of a better revenge? That’s only mildly annoying |
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I threw my ex neighbours bike in a canal, that was pretty petty. But totally worth it.
I also chalked Vote Tory onto his car a few elections back, he's an eco-anarchist and was apopleptic.
Can't really say what it was revenge for, suffice to say he's the one with the 5 year restraining order and suspended jail sentence... |
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"Speaking to my mate at work this morning. He said he was looking forward to his do nut. Went to go and eat it wife had snaffled it . His revenge was to adjust all the mirrors in her car and push her seat all the way back. Was he in his rights to commit this heinous crime . "
I would have tampered with her breaks so I think his revenge was pretty tame.
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"Impale her on her own sword. Use more donuts as bait but put a little spicy sauce in the centre of one."
My wife was unnecessarily mean to me one week and then she caught covid the week after. I made fajitas one night and decided to test the no taste symptom. I added 4 teaspoons of the hottest sauce in the world to it.
She was not impressed  |
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"Impale her on her own sword. Use more donuts as bait but put a little spicy sauce in the centre of one.
My wife was unnecessarily mean to me one week and then she caught covid the week after. I made fajitas one night and decided to test the no taste symptom. I added 4 teaspoons of the hottest sauce in the world to it.
She was not impressed "
The heat in my mouth is never the most unpleasant part for me, no, that comes about 16-24 hours later. |
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"Impale her on her own sword. Use more donuts as bait but put a little spicy sauce in the centre of one.
My wife was unnecessarily mean to me one week and then she caught covid the week after. I made fajitas one night and decided to test the no taste symptom. I added 4 teaspoons of the hottest sauce in the world to it.
She was not impressed
The heat in my mouth is never the most unpleasant part for me, no, that comes about 16-24 hours later."
Funnily enough only Mexican food does that to me. Any other spicy food is fine. |
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"Far too tame I’d be putting another donut in its place filled with toothpaste "
Filled with toothpaste?
Oh dear me!! I have an excruciatingly hot pepper sauce I bought in the Middle East.. that would be much better  |
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"Speaking to my mate at work this morning. He said he was looking forward to his do nut. Went to go and eat it wife had snaffled it . His revenge was to adjust all the mirrors in her car and push her seat all the way back. Was he in his rights to commit this heinous crime . "
It depends, I mean how do we know that it definitely was his doughnut? Had he previously snaffled something of hers? Is there a long running tit for tat feud going on that we are not party to? Will she now seek revenge back on him?
Sorry I’m an overthinker  |
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"Far too tame I’d be putting another donut in its place filled with toothpaste
Filled with toothpaste?
Oh dear me!! I have an excruciatingly hot pepper sauce I bought in the Middle East.. that would be much better "
I wouldn’t want to burn her arse off just enough toothpaste to make sure lessons were learned |
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