Chunk’s confession — “Everything. Okay! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.” |
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"Chunk’s confession — “Everything. Okay! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.”"
Impressive!
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"Got to be One eyed Willy. I suspect they knew what they were doing when they thought of that glorious name. "
Yep....and there’s a few other naughty names that have been slid in.
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"I had a massive crush on Brand. The Goonies R Good Enough is a firm favourite on my playlist "
Mine was Mikey ... which rolled into Toy Soldiers too (started my wet fringe “thing”) ... but then it stopped at LOTR |
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"I had a massive crush on Brand. The Goonies R Good Enough is a firm favourite on my playlist
Mine was Mikey ... which rolled into Toy Soldiers too (started my wet fringe “thing”) ... but then it stopped at LOTR"
Mikey was cute and a great kisser according to Andy |
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Mine was Mikey ... which rolled into Toy Soldiers too (started my wet fringe “thing”) ... but then it stopped at LOTR
Mikey was cute and a great kisser according to Andy "
It was the braces |
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Loved it when he was asked to translate for Rosita the cleaner, they cut that bit now if ever it’s shown on tv 
By tv I mean bbc or itv
Most other ones keep it in, it’s one of the best bits of the film for me |
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"Mouth
Loved it when he was asked to translate for Rosita the cleaner, they cut that bit now if ever it’s shown on tv
By tv I mean bbc or itv
Most other ones keep it in, it’s one of the best bits of the film for me "
Absolute gold isn’t it...Rositas expression as he translates is brilliant |
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"Mouth
Loved it when he was asked to translate for Rosita the cleaner, they cut that bit now if ever it’s shown on tv
By tv I mean bbc or itv
Most other ones keep it in, it’s one of the best bits of the film for me
Absolute gold isn’t it...Rositas expression as he translates is brilliant "
The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs! Gets me every time |
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"I had a massive crush on Brand. The Goonies R Good Enough is a firm favourite on my playlist
Mine was Mikey ... which rolled into Toy Soldiers too (started my wet fringe “thing”) ... but then it stopped at LOTR
Mikey was cute and a great kisser according to Andy
It was the braces "
I might have to get some |
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