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I think you smell of wee
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I'm talking to you!
Who? Me? How rude  x
I told you to pull down your pants
Well.....I would, but you took them x
Oh yes 
As we're both naked, shall we dance? x"
Why not  |
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"Yes I'm talking to you!
Who? Me? How rude x
I told you to pull down your pants
Well.....I would, but you took them x
Oh yes
As we're both naked, shall we dance? x
Why not "
Yay! Waltz to the bedroom x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Darn it. I thought my knickers would be ok for one more day if I turned them inside out."
That would depend on if you’d already done them back to front too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye "
It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way. |
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"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye
It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way. "
It's the overwhelming stench of stale piss has repulsed him  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye
It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way.
It's the overwhelming stench of stale piss has repulsed him x"
I didn't say it was stale I'm not suggesting you are all Mingers it's probably rather fresh. |
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"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye
It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way.
It's the overwhelming stench of stale piss has repulsed him x
I didn't say it was stale I'm not suggesting you are all Mingers it's probably rather fresh. "
Are you gargling with it? Is it that kind of party? x |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye "
Thanks for dropping by , see you in another 5 |
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"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.
I remember why I left.
Bye "
Emojis can upset fragile people  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm fresh out the bath so it isn't me maybe another poster is to blame.
Put some clothes on then instead if flaunting your perfectly formed breasts and legs around the place x"
I think it's cheeky! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady 
That's definitely a best seller.
Better than rose water x
and old spice"
You east coast fellas are to classy for me. Hi-Karate is the fragrance of choice over here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.
Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter. "
I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.
Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.
I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates."
Can you still get crispy pancakes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.
Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.
I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates.
Can you still get crispy pancakes?"
I bought a pack about 5 or 10 years ago in a fit of reminiscing how good they tasted when I was a kid. WRONG! They're plastic and awful. What was I thinking.  |
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"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.
Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.
I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates.
Can you still get crispy pancakes?"
From Iceland x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case 
Yes but do you wash?
I think I have enough shower pics to answer that "
But how do we know you don't just stand under the water and not actually wash? |
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"I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case
Yes but do you wash?
I think I have enough shower pics to answer that
But how do we know you don't just stand under the water and not actually wash?"
I have verifications saying how good I smell and that would be pointless getting wet for nothing |
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