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Kiss, Suck, Fuck or Pass with the funniest excuse pt3
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies " Share your mince pies. | |||
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies " Left my shoes in car I'll be back in 5 | |||
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies Share your mince pies. "Smack that ass.  | |||
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies Share your mince pies.
Smack that ass. "Kisses NBVN x | |||
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies Share your mince pies.
Smack that ass.
Kisses
NBVN x"Kiss x | |||
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies Share your mince pies.
Smack that ass. *
NBVN x"Fuck | |||
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"Fuck Then have some mince pies Share your mince pies.
Smack that ass. *
NBVN x
Fuck"Busy eating mince pies | |||
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"Fuck" Suck | |||
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"Kiss" Motorboat those boobs.  | |||
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"Kiss Motorboat those boobs. "pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars | |||
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"Kiss Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars "Okay but it is so I'm up for that chat  | |||
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"Kiss Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars "You already know the answer by my power of telepathy | |||
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"Kiss Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars
You already know the answer by my power of telepathy "Kiss | |||
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"Kiss Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars
You already know the answer by my power of telepathy "trek is better | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home" Ready for boarding? | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home Ready for boarding? "Assume the co-pilot position | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home Ready for boarding?
Assume the co-pilot position "Straddled and ready for ejection! | |||
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"Sorry I have an appointment with the toaster in the bath " Now that's shocking. Kiss. | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home Ready for boarding?
Assume the co-pilot position
Straddled and ready for ejection!"avoid.... Im watching star trek | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home Ready for boarding?
Assume the co-pilot position
Straddled and ready for ejection!avoid.... Im watching star trek "That's the closest you'll get to ejection!!! | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home Ready for boarding?
Assume the co-pilot position
Straddled and ready for ejection!avoid.... Im watching star trek
That's the closest you'll get to ejection!!! "Drink? | |||
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"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home Ready for boarding?
Assume the co-pilot position
Straddled and ready for ejection!avoid.... Im watching star trek
That's the closest you'll get to ejection!!!
Drink? "If you're buying! | |||
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"Kiss " kiss | |||
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"Kiss " Can I borrow your Man Utd shirt?  | |||
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"Kiss " I need to go feed my pet rock | |||
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"Kiss Can I borrow your Man Utd shirt? "Beam me up | |||
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"Kiss" Kiss | |||
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"Kiss Kiss" kiss | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss "I'm inflating my dartboard | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboard"That's good I'm filling q bucket of steam. | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboard"Kiss.....can I help to blow it up? | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboard"im going to a hurling match far more exciting | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboard
Kiss.....can I help to blow it up? "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.   | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting "Yawn...... | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting "Then we are going for a pint | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting
Then we are going for a pint"Kiss | |||
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"Kiss Kisskiss
I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting
Then we are going for a pint"sur you being from Ireland know hurling is more exciting than everything we'll go for the session after the match | |||
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available " Kiss X | |||
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available Kiss X " Drinks | |||
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available Kiss X " Fuckity my fucking fuck!! | |||
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available Kiss X Fuckity my fucking fuck!! "Suckity your suck suck X | |||
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available Kiss X Fuckity my fucking fuck!!
Suckity your suck suck X "Kissing and fucking with Naughtiness
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available Kiss X Fuckity my fucking fuck!!
Suckity your suck suck X "Kisskiss | |||
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"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available Kiss X Fuckity my fucking fuck!!
Suckity your suck suck X "Well that sounds perfect!! On my way xx | |||
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"Sorry, am busy getting a vajazzle " Am I joining in or watching? | |||
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"Sorry, am busy getting a vajazzle Am I joining in or watching? "I'm counting bubbles in champagne | |||
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"Kiss" I’m sorry. I need to walk my goldfish. | |||
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"Kiss" Pull out her butt plug. | |||
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"Kiss Pull out her butt plug. "I’m afraid I need to get new batteries for my light saber | |||
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"And put it in you "You want to insert things in another man’s bum?
Can I watch?  | |||
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"Kiss Pull out her butt plug.
I’m afraid I need to get new batteries for my light saber"Fuuuuck | |||
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"Drink" Definitely kiss fuck and kiss some more, | |||
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"Gotta love the people playing roulette with who’s above
"kiss and maybe more if im lucky | |||
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"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini" Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!! | |||
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"I’ll Massage it for you " No deep heat tho
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris. "Another belter!!! | |||
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"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!! "Glad you approve. Shall we get to the shagging? | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris. "Best pass reply yet lol | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Best pass reply yet lol "Kissssss | |||
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"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!!
Glad you approve. Shall we get to the shagging? "I think so! | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!! "I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out. | |||
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"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!!
Glad you approve. Shall we get to the shagging?
I think so! "i just couldn't be arsed | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out. "Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out. "I once tried to sleep with someone who was suffering with that issue... felt like I'd become a certified sailor once I'd got in hahaha | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda"Are you why mums go to Asda? | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?"Fuck after I washed my hair  | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
Fuck after I washed my hair "Fuck once my hair grows long enough to sit on. | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?"I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help"I’ll bring my bolt crop | |||
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"Fuck" Fuck | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop "Bring the fire brigade as well | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well"Are you are the top of the lamppost then? | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?"Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here "I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum. | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum. "Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt. | |||
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"I’ll Send you a bottle of Prosecco " I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen | |||
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"I’ll Send you a bottle of Prosecco I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen" I’ll blow you off | |||
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"I’ll Send you a bottle of Prosecco I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen" I would say kiss but might be a bit salty | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt. "Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please? | |||
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"I’ll Send you a bottle of Prosecco I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen I would say kiss but might be a bit salty "Perhaps you could give me a hand? My knees are killing me. | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please? "I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything"Kettle’s on | |||
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"I’ll Send you a bottle of Prosecco I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen I would say kiss but might be a bit salty
Perhaps you could give me a hand? My knees are killing me. "Now that would be fun | |||
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"Sorry, I've just started boiling the sprouts for Christmas dinner 2022" Drinks | |||
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"I’ll get the bunson burner " Snogs | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything"I'll soon get things moving. | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving. "Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work! | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving.
Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work! "I loaned her my thermal Lance | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving.
Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!
I loaned her my thermal Lance "I'll definitely need to know where you got yours. | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving.
Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving.
Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!
I loaned her my thermal Lance
I'll definitely need to know where you got yours. "Try not to burn my entire cock off. I ll need to save a couple of inches | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving.
Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!
I loaned her my thermal Lance
I'll definitely need to know where you got yours.
Try not to burn my entire cock off. I ll need to save a couple of inches "Oh, I can wave a wand like no one! | |||
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"I would but I sprained my clitoris.
Another belter!!!
I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.
Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda
Are you why mums go to Asda?
I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help
I’ll bring my bolt crop
Bring the fire brigade as well
Are you are the top of the lamppost then?
Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here
I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.
Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.
Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?
I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything
I'll soon get things moving.
Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!
I loaned her my thermal Lance
I'll definitely need to know where you got yours.
Try not to burn my entire cock off. I ll need to save a couple of inches
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"I'll set my blaster to stun. "Dinner and drinks - this time somewhere half decent! | |||
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"Waits in line "Drinks while waiting in line | |||
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"Waits in line "Cocktails followed by dancing on tables | |||
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"Waits in line "Kiss XX | |||
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"Waits in line
Kiss XX "Drinks, drinks and more drinks!! | |||
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"Waits in line
Kiss XX
Drinks, drinks and more drinks!!"Drinks | |||
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"Kiss on the cheek " Cocktails to start.... | |||
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"Kiss then..." Then...... | |||
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"Suck a nipple each xxx" Mind if I join you | |||
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"Suck a nipple each xxx Mind if I join you "Oh, what a naughty night | |||
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"Suck a nipple each xxx Mind if I join you
Oh, what a naughty night"Kiss | |||
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"More the merrier xxx" Kiss | |||
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"More the merrier xxx" Kiss and more hopefully | |||
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"More the merrier xxx" Oh my....that escalated quickly! | |||
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"Kiss" Kiss all over | |||
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