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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.
You should be asleep young lady."
I should. You're right. But I'm hoping for more willies as I only want them once a year  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.
Hope you're ok x
Over the worst thanks lovely. Still got a raging temperature and a cough though  "
Oh no, plenty rest and water. Get well soon. Sending hugs x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Santa isn't coming to me. I'm isolating.
Hope you're ok x
Over the worst thanks lovely. Still got a raging temperature and a cough though
Oh no, plenty rest and water. Get well soon. Sending hugs x"
Thanks chick xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Santa already came
Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.
Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction 
Show offs "
You can go off people  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shot and killed Santa as he was trespassing on my lawn, so apologies you're all getting sweet F A"
No chance, Santa Is invincible.
Like that woman off the weakest link. |
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"Santa already came
Bet he didn’t leave your present this early.
Well, someone emptied their sack in my general direction
Show offs
You can go off people "
Also it's 17°C outside. Just saying
Hope you're on the mend, Posh  |
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By *ob08Man
over a year ago
Macclesfield |
"I couldn't give a stuff anyway!
That’s the spirit lady!
Can you tell I'm very "Bah Humbug"?
I can.
I’ll remember you in my midnight prayers."
Let's not go bringing religion into Christmas now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That fat man has already emptied his sack
It’s a myth.
Santa is actually a lean body type.
His fab profile would be ‘athletic’"
Well who was that who's just been then????  
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"That fat man has already emptied his sack
It’s a myth.
Santa is actually a lean body type.
His fab profile would be ‘athletic’"
He's actually quite slim. I kissed him just earlier (not underneath the mistletoe last night - song is factually incorrect) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't give a stuff anyway!
That’s the spirit lady!
Can you tell I'm very "Bah Humbug"?
I can.
I’ll remember you in my midnight prayers.
Let's not go bringing religion into Christmas now."
We mustn't do that. Let's keep it light |
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"Have you got your sack ready for Santa to fill nephew?
It’s hanging freely from the bottom of my bed thank you auntie.
Merry Christmas "
Marvellous. I hope you get more than nuts and satsumas 
Merry Christmas to you too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Santa came.. gave me Covid & fucked it up but not in the fun way… he’s a bad Santa!"
He’ll make it up to you.
I’m sure.
Just keep the faith young lady x |
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"Have you got your sack ready for Santa to fill nephew?
It’s hanging freely from the bottom of my bed thank you auntie.
Merry Christmas
Marvellous. I hope you get more than nuts and satsumas
Merry Christmas to you too "
Are you family? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does he know if we’re sleeping? "
He watches your chest intently through his Santa cam.
In your case his sack might have involuntarily emptied before he gets down your chimney. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"How does he know if we’re sleeping?
He watches your chest intently through his Santa cam.
In your case his sack might have involuntarily emptied before he gets down your chimney."
Santa seems randy |
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"I’ve still not wrapped a thing
We can see, your button is open.
Yeah the girls were under strain so had to let them loose "
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Let them loose?? They look like they're making a break for the border! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa came.. gave me Covid & fucked it up but not in the fun way… he’s a bad Santa!
He’ll make it up to you.
I’m sure.
Just keep the faith young lady x"
He’s in my bad books atm… he best make it up to me in 2022  |
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