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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
For the interrogation that my parents give me every time they come up.
1. you got a boyfriend yet
2. Have you brought new clothes
3. Are you eating healthily.
4. Hope you not drinking to much (I swear my parents think I am an alcoholic)
5. my mum still asks have I brushed my teeth. (I have been brushing 3 times a day for the past 30 years)
6. have I given up smoking (after smoking 10 fags after 10 mins with my mother
7. your sister never gives us any problems (my sister farts smell of roses)
The list goes on.....however they are my parents and I love them!!!!   |
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My mum just lets me get on with things, she did wait until i was trapped in the car once on the motorway and said she was going to sign me up to a dating site, this is years ago. As for jay shes just grateful someone wants me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum lives in a different continent, and I only see her once every 2 years, a week at a time, under duress, as I would rather go camping with the dog.
She threw a big wobbly when she found out I went camping for 2 weeks in Scotland with the dog recently, whereas I would only spend a week with her at the most.
She gave up asking when I was going to have kids when I was in my mid 30s, as she considered me too old to have kids then, even though I have told her I have no maternal instinct whatsoever!
Nowadays, she asks after my pets, and tells me to wear my glasses when I meet new gents la di da.
She cares about me, bless her.  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"My mum just lets me get on with things, she did wait until i was trapped in the car once on the motorway and said she was going to sign me up to a dating site, this is years ago. As for jay shes just grateful someone wants me"
they tried to set me up with the local farmers son....I am not high maintenance but I think I am slightly high maintenance for a farmer!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Oh, and she nags about my weight from the moment I see her at the airport to the moment I wave her goodbye at the security barrier.
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ahh been there until one day I was a bit d*unk well we all were and I said that it was doing my head in. I still get the odd comments |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh, and she nags about my weight from the moment I see her at the airport to the moment I wave her goodbye at the security barrier.
ahh been there until one day I was a bit d*unk well we all were and I said that it was doing my head in. I still get the odd comments "
I actually had to ask my Mum if she really didn't like me one day as the litany of insults about what I looked like just pushed me over the edge. I think she got the point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lost a stone in weight when I met her in 2011 compared 2009, and she says she'll buy me a brand new wardrobe in 2013 if I manage to lose another stone.
Unfortunately, I love my food too much, and it is not going to happen.
Besides, I don't need anymore clothes, as there are not many occasions where I would need to wear anything grand.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"My mum just lets me get on with things, she did wait until i was trapped in the car once on the motorway and said she was going to sign me up to a dating site, this is years ago. As for jay shes just grateful someone wants me
they tried to set me up with the local farmers son....I am not high maintenance but I think I am slightly high maintenance for a farmer!!"
What you saying about farmers  |
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"I lost a stone in weight when I met her in 2011 compared 2009, and she says she'll buy me a brand new wardrobe in 2013 if I manage to lose another stone.
Unfortunately, I love my food too much, and it is not going to happen.
Besides, I don't need anymore clothes, as there are not many occasions where I would need to wear anything grand.
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mine is all ways singing the praises of my brother think she wanted a daughter (hes gay ) and i`m only of use when things go tits up 
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By (user no longer on site)
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My elder sister no longer communicates with my mum, brother or myself, and it hurts my mum big time.
I guess she is grateful in a way that I make the effort to see her from time to time.
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"For the interrogation that my parents give me every time they come up.
1. you got a boyfriend yet
2. Have you brought new clothes
3. Are you eating healthily.
4. Hope you not drinking to much (I swear my parents think I am an alcoholic)
5. my mum still asks have I brushed my teeth. (I have been brushing 3 times a day for the past 30 years)
6. have I given up smoking (after smoking 10 fags after 10 mins with my mother
7. your sister never gives us any problems (my sister farts smell of roses)
The list goes on.....however they are my parents and I love them!!!! "
LOL That's nothing, start to worry if the questions start to get real:
Your Dad & I have something to tell you, we've started using the internet and have found a few things out;
1) We didn't know you were into women
2) Your verifications looked good, do you have any more
3) I think you should be a bit more adventuorous with your pics
4) How many meets have you had this month
5) We went to Xtasia last month, you should give it a try
There you go, you see, whatever they say will be nowhere near as interesting as all what they might have said... |
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