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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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Can't get that stupid cliff Richard song out of my head now
Colin doesn't live here anymore
Colin's gone and turned into a swinging whore
Sorry that he left no forwarding address and he took my Wii |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't get that stupid cliff Richard song out of my head now
Colin doesn't live here anymore
Colin's gone and turned into a swinging whore
Sorry that he left no forwarding address and he took my Wii "
He's probably strolling along with a hanky full of bird seed on a stick, singing "Cock o' the North" - although last updates have him heading south!
Maybe he's confused and thinks he's a swallow and it's winter?  |
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"Can't get that stupid cliff Richard song out of my head now
Colin doesn't live here anymore
Colin's gone and turned into a swinging whore
Sorry that he left no forwarding address and he took my Wii
He's probably strolling along with a hanky full of bird seed on a stick, singing "Cock o' the North" - although last updates have him heading south!
Maybe he's confused and thinks he's a swallow and it's winter? "
Is the motorway busy??  |
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"Can't get that stupid cliff Richard song out of my head now
Colin doesn't live here anymore
Colin's gone and turned into a swinging whore
Sorry that he left no forwarding address and he took my Wii
He's probably strolling along with a hanky full of bird seed on a stick, singing "Cock o' the North" - although last updates have him heading south!
Maybe he's confused and thinks he's a swallow and it's winter? "
is there a colin tracker app like Santa has at christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't get that stupid cliff Richard song out of my head now
Colin doesn't live here anymore
Colin's gone and turned into a swinging whore
Sorry that he left no forwarding address and he took my Wii
He's probably strolling along with a hanky full of bird seed on a stick, singing "Cock o' the North" - although last updates have him heading south!
Maybe he's confused and thinks he's a swallow and it's winter?
is there a colin tracker app like Santa has at christmas "
Think it's called 'cockdar' - bit like gaydar but for horny chickens!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not been this excited about meeting a cock before...
isn't he a cannibal if he wants to eat my pussy though?
guess none of your A's were in biology were they  "
I meant carnivore.. i'm tired lmao |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"not been this excited about meeting a cock before...
isn't he a cannibal if he wants to eat my pussy though?
guess none of your A's were in biology were they
I meant carnivore.. i'm tired lmao "
It could be a hair colour clash |
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"not been this excited about meeting a cock before...
isn't he a cannibal if he wants to eat my pussy though?
guess none of your A's were in biology were they
I meant carnivore.. i'm tired lmao "
chickens are omnivores |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"well im thinking of giving colin a shower.. not a million percent sure yet
What type?
a condom shower cap and lots of bubbles 
dirty sod
lol "
Phew I thought you meant when he was in the general vicinity of said pussy |
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