"Where the hell does our kittencat find the jingle balls from and why is it always at 11pm that she decides to discover them? "
She takes them from the collars of other cats she has slain in mortal feline battle?  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Where the hell does our kittencat find the jingle balls from and why is it always at 11pm that she decides to discover them?
She takes them from the collars of other cats she has slain in mortal feline battle? "
That would explain a lot |
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"Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?
You don’t have dogs, you’ve got yappy cats.
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Errrr I have silent dogs!!! There’s only one that barks.. and he’s deaf!  "
Girl dog barked more as she went deaf |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?
You don’t have dogs, you’ve got yappy cats.
Hope that helps
Errrr I have silent dogs!!! There’s only one that barks.. and he’s deaf! "
I rest my case!
You’ve got 3 cats and a yappy deaf cat.
They can’t be dogs, they’re the wrong size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where the hell do all my teaspoons go?
Uri Geller sneaks in and steals them in the night
He doesn't need to sneak in. He will call them out. "
Are you him  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??  "
You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.
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"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??
You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.
Hope that helps "
Can't be a very long conversation then |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??
You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.
Hope that helps
Can't be a very long conversation then "
Nah. Mostly it's just "That Fucknugget!" Then we shake out heads, chuckle and talk about periods.  |
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"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??
You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.
Hope that helps
Can't be a very long conversation then
Nah. Mostly it's just "That Fucknugget!" Then we shake out heads, chuckle and talk about periods. "
I'm worth two words ?? Great  |
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