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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.This Poem formed part of a wedding Service i went to recently Read with full on Lancashire Accent by A friend of the Bride and Groom and Written by HOVIS PRESLEY (yes really).Just wanted to share it with fabsters who need a little cheer up !!!!
I rely on you
like a Skoda needs suspension
like the aged need a pension
like a trampoline needs tension
like a bungee jump needs apprehension
I rely on you
like a camera needs a shutter
like a gambler needs a flutter
...like a golfer needs a putter
like a buttered scone involves some butter
I rely on you
like an acrobat needs ice cool nerve
like a hairpin needs a drastic curve
like an HGV needs endless derv
like an outside left needs a body swerve
I rely on you
like a handyman needs pliers
like an auctioneer needs buyers
like a laundromat needs driers
like The Good Life needed Richard Briers
I rely on you |
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