he clasps the crag with crooked hands
The first line of a Tennyson poem The Eagle 
heres the rest of it
He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls. |
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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"he clasps the crag with crooked hands
The first line of a Tennyson poem The Eagle
heres the rest of it
He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls."
Oh I like this  |
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"he clasps the crag with crooked hands
The first line of a Tennyson poem The Eagle
heres the rest of it
He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.
Oh I like this "
So do I. I first came across teh poem when I was about 17, its stuck with me ever since |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
This is one I did when, Adobe's subscription plan was causing much angst, as their users wanted to buy the software, not rent it.
£50 odd per month, as against £50, or less to buy each app separately, you decide.
This was done in support for Nottingham's Serif Labs, who have three rival apps, that have scooped the top award at the Mac App Store. It was also created using the Affinity Designer app, by yours truly.
Seeing as Adobe Photoshop had a feather on the box, I thought I'd use that for an idea.
Imagine the front page of The Sun, having the Dead Parrot sketch, from Monty Python as a full page image, with the text on top of it saying:
Pythons'
Prediction:
Photoshop's
Problematic
Price
Plan
Profits
Plummet |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Careless cocks cumming create costly children
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Bloody Boris!
Bonking broody back benchers, bouncy bouncy, boing boing: Blimey
Betty Boothroyd berates Blonde-haired, bare back buffoon. Boo! Boo!
Baby boy's boxer bites Boris back. "By bose bis boken!"
(my nose is broken, as he holds his tie up to his nose to stop the nose bleed.
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Tuesday; a day to ogle tits and tongue twats whilst tickling thighs. Go forth and tease with tantric treats to titillate and tempt..
(Wrote my status, remembered this thread then added a bit more lol) |
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"Possibly, practising perfect pitch, pronunciation, parlance, patter provides preferable party procrastination.
Pulling pretty professional people? Perhaps, perchance, perturbingly.
Possibly."
You win. |
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"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut."
FIFY |
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"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut.
FIFY
FIFY ? Your Poodle ?"
Pilfering Granny's poodle pumps performing penguins. |
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"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut.
FIFY
FIFY ? Your Poodle ?
FIFY ?
Pilfering Granny's poodle pumps performing penguins."
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Possibly, practising perfect pitch, pronunciation, parlance, patter provides preferable party procrastination.
Pulling pretty professional people? Perhaps, perchance, perturbingly.
Possibly.
You win."
Thanks, that's truly thoughtful: 'tis Tuesday today,
TopGear! That title's taken, test track triumphant twisting, turning, titillation
This...
(How I feel, now at 7 mins 43 seconds in)
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valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Stolen from the internet.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Stolen from the internet.
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Vindicated, voted and validated!
Sounds like the perfect politician's speech!
AKA, I haven't a clue what you are talking about. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
There's brilliant songs that spring to mind:
INXS: Mediate, where every word ending more or less rhymes with eight.
U2: Numb (The Edge is brilliant at trying to keep a straight face), where every sentence begins with don't.
The dead pan approach is brilliant, I can't compete with either of these two. Won't stop me from trying though.
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