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Was just on the phone with my mother. She's bought the 50 shades of grey book. - told her if my dad drops dead of a heart attack I'll blame her and that damn book. He's 80 she's 73.  |
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"Was just on the phone with my mother. She's bought the 50 shades of grey book. - told her if my dad drops dead of a heart attack I'll blame her and that damn book. He's 80 she's 73. "
haha i gave my mum mine after id read them shes 75 and i dont need 2 worry about my dad he died years ago lol |
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A couple of months ago, my mum (71) said 'oh, look what I've bought'. I sat there expecting her to produce a new pinny or a set of place-mats but she came in brandishing a bloody vibrator!
It was one of the very few times I was rendered utterly speechless. I think I managed to mutter 'oh - that's nice mum'  |
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"A couple of months ago, my mum (71) said 'oh, look what I've bought'. I sat there expecting her to produce a new pinny or a set of place-mats but she came in brandishing a bloody vibrator!
It was one of the very few times I was rendered utterly speechless. I think I managed to mutter 'oh - that's nice mum' "
That's nice mum! I'd have choked with laughter saying the words |
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