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By *igTee OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Three 'Rules' of Ageing Men:

1. Don't pass a bathroom.

2. Don't waste a hard-on.

3. Never, ever trust a fart...

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By *igTee OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I phoned my gran last night. "Hello" she said,

"What can I do for you?"

"Get your tits out!" I shouted.

She sighed,

"Don't start this again.

"I screamed,

"Just finger yourself, you slut!"

"Look,"'she said, "I've told you before.

Not until midnight."

"Babestation rules."

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

help the young guys find the clit

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By *igTee OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Lol some of em need it lol still class myself as young tho lol but I know where it is

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