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"  I once swore never to have sex with women after i found my car had its tyres let down and a dirty great scratch in paintwork ??? "
Haha nothing to so with me.... honest  |
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My friends and I once broke into this station to steal some paperwork. We dressed up as people who worked there and got the plans and freed my sister from a detaining block inside the station.
We escaped with the paper work and mounted an attack on the station with our whole group using the details we had stolen. We won and destroyed the station. There was a medal ceremony afterward. Needless to say we all had great time!
I wish I could have told my father about it but I don't know who he is. |
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sorry headmaster it was me and seven others who lifted the goal posts out and parked your car there before putting the goal posts back blocking you in so you couldnt drive it out and it was us who burnt our ties on the final day and put the ashes in the sugestions box, after 40 years it feels good to get it of my chest sorry mr "bog" marsh headmaster wilmslow boys school |
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The one i want to confess to i cant 
Cant think of much i confess too. We used to go round phone boxes, stick tissue up the inside where the money came out so that when peoples money ejected it got stuck then once a week we went round collecting all the money  |
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"We had a woodwork teacher who was deaf, when he turned his hearing aid up we all shouted when he turned it down we all whispered"
I pity your poor teachers  |
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when my son was a teenager he went to stay with his friends for the nite.
when he got back he said he had made a video.
i asked him if i could see it and he said no.
when he went out i watched it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when my son was a teenager he went to stay with his friends for the nite.
when he got back he said he had made a video.
i asked him if i could see it and he said no.
when he went out i watched it. "
well come on what was on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"when my son was a teenager he went to stay with his friends for the nite.
when he got back he said he had made a video.
i asked him if i could see it and he said no.
when he went out i watched it.
well come on what was on it"
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Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went "
. In my mates farm I ment dam bloody phone |
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"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went "
Class .... love it |
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"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went
Class .... love it "
well I paid for it was in my name so guess if I ever got caught they couldn't of done me as it was mine lol |
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"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went . In my mates farm I ment dam bloody phone "
With nipples and a body like yours, i would forgive almost anything lol
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I'm not the vindictive type
Mummy Bussy on the other hand ...........
In the days when you used to get paid into your hand in a little brown envelope Daddy Bussy decided he was going to and get legless on the way home from work.
It was a pay day, a Friday, the last one before Christmas.
On arrival home, he was so d*unk that he couldn't walk. The taxi driver had opened Dads pay packet and told Mum he had taken the money for the fare and handed it to her.
Anyway, she hid it !
All weekend she kept on at him about how bad Christmas was going to be. They had no food, the kids didn't have any presents etc
He was a shaken man
And then on the Monday, she put it on the breakfast table.
I've been careful never to piss her off since |
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"Ok lets have it
I once let all the tyres down on my ex's car in the middle of the night (i was 17) "
I'm secretly a girl pretending to be a single male to get back at all the guys pretending to be single girls, Ooppps secrets out ..... |
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"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went . In my mates farm I ment dam bloody phone
With nipples and a body like yours, i would forgive almost anything lol
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"A few months ago i had to go to my ex's , i went for A wee then stuck his toothbrush down the toilet and gave it a good swirl around .
Haha love that "
Believe me he deserved it |
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