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"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders. So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! " Depending on age. Some mummies? | |||
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"Lawnmowers" Surprisingly not! | |||
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"Rusty Allen keys" Nope! | |||
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"Roller boots " Nope! | |||
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"Rusty Allen keys" Like Bette Davis eyes? | |||
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"Knackered old bbqs" Strangely not! | |||
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"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders. So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! Depending on age. Some mummies?" Sadly not, although that would be cool | |||
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"A croquet set" Maybe... | |||
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"A tent? " A gazebo, definitely | |||
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"A Traffic cone " Nope | |||
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"Rusty Allen keys Like Bette Davis eyes? "  | |||
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"Rusty Allen keys Like Bette Davis eyes? " Dickie Davis | |||
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"Everything you have been searching g the house for the last 6 months! " That’s definitely true | |||
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""Some" bicycles....." That’s correct! But lots more to guess! | |||
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"Books and toys from her childhood ? " That’s in the attic. Don’t even get me started on that!  | |||
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"Bob Fleming? The Dad from Friday Night Dinner? " He could be, at the back... | |||
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"Her entire Barbie collection " Don’t forget Ken as well  | |||
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"Rusty Allen keys Like Bette Davis eyes? Dickie Davis" Again, he could be | |||
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"Her entire Barbie collection " Nope! | |||
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"Full set of golf clubs " Sadly not | |||
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"Shergar" Ridden by Lord Lucan | |||
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"Books and toys from her childhood ? That’s in the attic. Don’t even get me started on that! "Haha | |||
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"A kayak, half a rowing machine and an old fridge." There’s a treadmill, so not far away | |||
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"Going from ours, random plastic plant pots, rusty tool box, bikes galore and an empty wasp nest" Thousands of plant pots... | |||
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"A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment. " That’s exactly right! | |||
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"A shit load of half empty tubs of paint " Nope! | |||
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"Who's Amana? " The artist formerly known as Durtyav | |||
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"Broken garden planters. " There are several garden planters, luckily not broken | |||
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"Garden Chairs" Absolutely! | |||
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"Step ladders." Nope! Although she does need them... | |||
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"Lord lucan " Potentially | |||
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"Shergar" Oh this made me laugh! Sorry | |||
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"A kayak, half a rowing machine and an old fridge. There’s a treadmill, so not far away" Dammit.... I was torn between the two. | |||
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"A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment. That’s exactly right! " You never know when you might need a broken potato ricer. | |||
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"Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed? "The normal size... multi dimensional, probably wormhole like... | |||
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"Long lost pygmies of Amana's shed, once a mythical thought distinct tribe of head hunters, but discovered today, hidden behind the various assortment of unused and rusty garden n house wares " Absolutely! | |||
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"A mixed collection of weights and gym stuff, plastic chairs, some mouldy lawn chair cushions, and a fold up table. Several almost empty tins of paint, an old washing machine or other appliance. Misc gardening tools including some blunt shears and rake with missing teeth, half a bag of compost, a box of books and musty papers. A bucket of random tools and screws, a leaking tin of cuprinol and a ball of string..... How am I doing" That was awfully specific! Did you just list your sheds contents | |||
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"Long lost pygmies of Amana's shed, once a mythical thought distinct tribe of head hunters, but discovered today, hidden behind the various assortment of unused and rusty garden n house wares " That’s just Amana... | |||
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"Bird feeders Hose Broom Paint tins Watering can Mouse trap " There is a broom... | |||
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"Secoutuers.... spokeshave....leaf blower.. lopper...dibber flowerpots "Flowerpots, yes | |||
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"Snails "Surprisingly not! | |||
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"A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment. That’s exactly right! You never know when you might need a broken potato ricer." Just in case! | |||
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"Step ladders. Nope! Although she does need them..." Rude... | |||
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"Step ladders. Nope! Although she does need them... Rude..." True | |||
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"Step ladders. Nope! Although she does need them... Rude... True "Ruuuuude!!! | |||
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"I'd like to say Tea is being over dramatic.. don't we all keep old tvs, treadmills and cat beds in our sheds? "Course! Mines tragic.. as is my downstairs bathroom. So not bothered | |||
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"Step ladders. Nope! Although she does need them... Rude... True
Ruuuuude!!!"Cute  | |||
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"The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame" They wouldn't be hiding..  | |||
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"The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame They wouldn't be hiding.. "I think you might be disappointed, they don't perform when they gave to | |||
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"The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame They wouldn't be hiding..
I think you might be disappointed, they don't perform when they gave to"Not on the field but I'd imagine in my bedroom they would do just fine | |||
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"Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed?
The normal size... multi dimensional, probably wormhole like..."A bit like the Tardis you mean | |||
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"Boxes of old school trophies." You’d think, given our physical prowess but alas, no | |||
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"Is the prize just shit from your shed? Isn't this just a cheap way of not getting a skip? " Dammit! Caught! | |||
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"A sledge, trampoline, broken chair, shelves, incomplete tool kit, scooter, box of old books" Did you peek? | |||
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"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! " The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since? | |||
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"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?" Just their cold dead hearts NYC | |||
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"Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed?
The normal size... multi dimensional, probably wormhole like...
A bit like the Tardis you mean "Exactly like the tardis apparently! Sadly, Karen Gillian isn’t hiding in there though | |||
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"A rusty old swing ball pole" I believe that’s required by law... | |||
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"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?" That’s why we moved the patio... | |||
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"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since? Just their cold dead hearts NYC " | |||
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"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since? That’s why we moved the patio..."  | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol" No fish tank but there is a car door... | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door..." You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!? | |||
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"You should be thankful she only has a shed to fill with crap. My lot have filled 3 rooms in my house with their crap, and I have no idea what's in my loft. " Yes you should be thankful tea! | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!?" But I do have a car door  | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!? But I do have a car door "You building it piece by piece? | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!? But I do have a car door
You building it piece by piece?"It's a kit car Probably | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!? But I do have a car door
You building it piece by piece?
It's a kit car
Probably "I’ve a spare smelly dangly tree thing if you want it for your build?  | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter "Don't like a thread don't post on a thread | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter "I back this as the best answer haha | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha"Of course you do  | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Of course you do
Haha oi!"Not because you think it's the best answer though huh NYC? | |||
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"a bag of hard cement ????" Isn’t that just a block of cement in a bag? | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
Don't like a thread don't post on a thread "I love the thread - It's awesome! What is in your shed? | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Of course you do
Haha oi!
Not because you think it's the best answer though huh NYC? "This thing isn’t a parachute...... | |||
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"You should be thankful she only has a shed to fill with crap. My lot have filled 3 rooms in my house with their crap, and I have no idea what's in my loft. Yes you should be thankful tea! "Does he know about the storage drawers under your bed? | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
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Haha oi!
Not because you think it's the best answer though huh NYC?
This thing isn’t a parachute......"https://giphy.com/explore/this-parachute-is-a-knapsack | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha"Aww you two are made for each other | |||
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"An old singer sewing machine.." Nope! Although there are assorted raffia mats... | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Aww you two are made for each other "Alas, I can never be tamed | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door..." Hahaha I wondered who stole mine  | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Aww you two are made for each other
Alas, I can never be tamed "It can be a forum relationship | |||
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"An old singer sewing machine.. Nope! Although there are assorted raffia mats..." *Beach mats | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... Hahaha I wondered who stole mine "It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from! | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Aww you two are made for each other
Alas, I can never take a hint"True story | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Aww you two are made for each other
Alas, I can never take a hint
True story"A hint? | |||
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"A broken tanning bed." Nope! Although there is a cat bed | |||
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"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter
I back this as the best answer haha
Aww you two are made for each other
Alas, I can never be tamed
It can be a forum relationship "It would have to be cause that would be the only way to speak to her after she blocked me | |||
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"A rusty Roses tin from the 1989 with a dusty old knackered rubber dildo squashed inside? "That’s *very* specific... are you saying what you have in your shed?! | |||
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"An old rug, wallpaper and a huka hoop.. Oh and string " Actually, yes to all of those! I have a feeling that some of these things actually come with sheds from the manufacturers | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... Hahaha I wondered who stole mine
It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!" well that is random to have in your shed | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... Hahaha I wondered who stole mine
It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!
well that is random to have in your shed "Not really, I’m starting to believe that the shed is a nexus point for reality, which draws items of no use to it. Hence the fifteen pairs of gardening gloves (when the grass is fake) | |||
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"A rusty Roses tin from the 1989 with a dusty old knackered rubber dildo squashed inside?
That’s *very* specific...
are you saying what you have in your shed?! "..... ..... maybe | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... Hahaha I wondered who stole mine
It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!
well that is random to have in your shed
Not really, I’m starting to believe that the shed is a nexus point for reality, which draws items of no use to it. Hence the fifteen pairs of gardening gloves (when the grass is fake) "Hahaha yes it sounds like that maybe _mana has a gardening glove fetish lol | |||
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"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol No fish tank but there is a car door... Hahaha I wondered who stole mine
It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!
well that is random to have in your shed
Not really, I’m starting to believe that the shed is a nexus point for reality, which draws items of no use to it. Hence the fifteen pairs of gardening gloves (when the grass is fake)
Hahaha yes it sounds like that maybe _mana has a gardening glove fetish lol "My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related | |||
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"Old forumites
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"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related "Oh that is a shame .... | |||
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"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related
Oh that is a shame ...."Have you fell over again | |||
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"Old forumites
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Genghis never really left... "Awwww..is he ok | |||
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"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related
Oh that is a shame ....
Have you fell over again "You’re hilarious | |||
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"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related
Oh that is a shame ....
Have you fell over again
You’re hilarious "You were on your back on the floor last week | |||
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"Old forumites
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Genghis never really left...
Awwww..is he ok "He's fine, I occasionally throw him sherbert lemons. | |||
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"Old forumites
It depends who...
Genghis never really left...
Awwww..is he ok
He's fine, I occasionally throw him sherbert lemons."The amount of time he’s been there he must oook like Dumbledore!!! Hang on!!! Now I understand the sherbet lemons. Have you ever seen Dumbledore and Genghis in the same room together? | |||
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"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related
Oh that is a shame ....
Have you fell over again
You’re hilarious
You were on your back on the floor last week "Grrrr people leaving banana peels around | |||
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"An old rug, wallpaper and a huka hoop.. Oh and string Actually, yes to all of those! I have a feeling that some of these things actually come with sheds from the manufacturers" I feel like I'm in the lead! What do i win?! | |||
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"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders. So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! " Has anyone said a one man gang bang? | |||
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"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders. So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize! Has anyone said a one man gang bang? " | |||
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