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If you had a stick of dynomite,

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

what would you do with it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont fucking tempt me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You really dont want to know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How long have you got???

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You really dont want to know! "
i do i do

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Would need more than a stick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would need more than a stick "

Big hole then?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds

blow the bloody doors off!

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

blow next doors tree up,might get some sunlight in my garden then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

stick up some lazy people bum at work lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"blow the bloody doors off!"
back doors?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would call the bomb squad to detonate it then have a gang bang with said bomb squad!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im far too relaxed to do anything....

But Dyna might...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i have a couple of sticks please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im far too relaxed to do anything....

But Dyna might... "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would call the bomb squad to detonate it then have a gang bang with said bomb squad!! "

I used to work for a bomb squad and I still remember using one of their bums as stress relief , and clench

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds

i think fem must be eating a sherbert dab!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would call the bomb squad to detonate it then have a gang bang with said bomb squad!!

I used to work for a bomb squad and I still remember using one of their bums as stress relief , and clench "

Actually not use as in use but use as in squeeze through his combats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id get banned for typing out what id do with it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

stand well clear..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would call the bomb squad to detonate it then have a gang bang with said bomb squad!!

I used to work for a bomb squad and I still remember using one of their bums as stress relief , and clench "

Oh er!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i think fem must be eating a sherbert dab!"
oooh havent had one of those for ages

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds

dont mix up yer dab and yer dyno!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bollocks to it,, id stick it up a certain gents arse. Men can be so full of shit at times and i'm not falling for it anymore..

im no longer playin his game!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"bollocks to it,, id stick it up a certain gents arse. Men can be so full of shit at times and i'm not falling for it anymore..

im no longer playin his game!

"

thats a bit personal....crass

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"bollocks to it,, id stick it up a certain gents arse. Men can be so full of shit at times and i'm not falling for it anymore..

im no longer playin his game!

"

move on hun not giving attention is the best revenge x

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"bollocks to it,, id stick it up a certain gents arse. Men can be so full of shit at times and i'm not falling for it anymore..

im no longer playin his game!

move on hun not giving attention is the best revenge x"

not pleasant to read, also there will be another side of the story so not fair to comment

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"bollocks to it,, id stick it up a certain gents arse. Men can be so full of shit at times and i'm not falling for it anymore..

im no longer playin his game!

"

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"bollocks to it,, id stick it up a certain gents arse. Men can be so full of shit at times and i'm not falling for it anymore..

im no longer playin his game!

move on hun not giving attention is the best revenge xnot pleasant to read, also there will be another side of the story so not fair to comment "

true!

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By *at n michaelCouple  over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

stick it up that guy in "go compare" ad....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"stick it up that guy in "go compare" ad.... "

after me your first

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds

we've only got one stick we cant all stick it up somebodys arse! lets save it for bonfire night!

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Can't think of anything I'd do with one at the moment....must be chilled and content....nice

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"we've only got one stick we cant all stick it up somebodys arse! lets save it for bonfire night!"
good idea...although i may have more than one

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By *smWoman  over a year ago

.somewhere in Cornwall

do something to the tamar bridge tonight so I cant get to work,..

damn i need 2.. would have to disable the ferrys too... umm need to rethink my plan....

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By *uyuksno1Man  over a year ago

poole

stick up my own arse ive been blocked since last friday new diet

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"stick up my own arse ive been blocked since last friday new diet "
have you tried a sink plunger?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"stick up my own arse ive been blocked since last friday new diet "

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"stick up my own arse ive been blocked since last friday new diet

"

you shouyld ask lacey to make you some of her chick pea curry youl be shitting thru ryr of a needle!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"stick up my own arse ive been blocked since last friday new diet

you shouyld ask lacey to make you some of her chick pea curry youl be shitting thru ryr of a needle!"

tis true you dont need dynamite

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By *sMinxyWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Well it would be inserted without lube into the arse of my exhusband... I would then light the fuse and run n hide....

then be a very sad exwife who is still on his life insurence

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds

this stick is a damp squib after its been up so many arses! anyway whose gonna light it! any volunteers?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"this stick is a damp squib after its been up so many arses! anyway whose gonna light it! any volunteers?"
if it goes where i wanna shove it, il light it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would pop it in Rons fish pond

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I would pop it in Rons fish pond "

And have his parrot say "Eat yer heart out, Crocodile Dundee?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would pop it in Rons fish pond

And have his parrot say "Eat yer heart out, Crocodile Dundee?""

You 2 are putting nothing in my pond!

Hows ya parrot Balls good to see it knows your name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

stick it up my ex-boss's arse and watch her explode. It would be pay back for the hell she put me through and the anti d's and sleeping tablets I ended up on !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would pop it in Rons fish pond

And have his parrot say "Eat yer heart out, Crocodile Dundee?"

You 2 are putting nothing in my pond!

Hows ya parrot Balls good to see it knows your name. "

I would love a stick of real dynamite! Any clues where to get one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

take it to the police station

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd put it under our planter in the front garden with a remote detonator so that the next friggin fly-dropper who garden hops to next door will find himself launched into the friggin stratosphere. Wanker.

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By *adgeeMan  over a year ago

Loch Lomond


"How long have you got??? "

How long is the fuse wire?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" what would you do with it? "

Way to offer everyone a big bang Femme...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would need more than a stick "

So would I, there are a few people I'd like to see blown to smithereens

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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon

Didn't realise you could get PC games in stick form...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

give it to Giles Brandreth or Tim Warracunt from bargain hunt light it first though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id extinguish the flame and say STOP.

enough violence.

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By *ottyhunkCouple  over a year ago

Leyburn

Stick it in my step-daughters bedroom and after it has gone off, enjoy the improvement!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stick it in my step-daughters bedroom and after it has gone off, enjoy the improvement!!"

lol very good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"id extinguish the flame and say STOP.

enough violence."

Thats one for the ladies I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

News of the world hackers and save the country the cost of a huge expensive trial.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"id extinguish the flame and say STOP.

enough violence."

really, maybe it wouldnt be used in a violent way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well its so hot here so would like a out door pool , lol would make a big hole i could line it out put cold water in ,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well its so hot here so would like a out door pool , lol would make a big hole i could line it out put cold water in , "

You would end up with big hole but it might be a bit muddy to take a dip in.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well its so hot here so would like a out door pool , lol would make a big hole i could line it out put cold water in ,

You would end up with big hole but it might be a bit muddy to take a dip in. "

oooooh mud wrestling....im up for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i would stick it up the next forum poster to post another inane

'look at me' 'would you fuck me?'

'what would you do to me?' 'arent i wonderful?'

attention seeking thread..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well its so hot here so would like a out door pool , lol would make a big hole i could line it out put cold water in ,

You would end up with big hole but it might be a bit muddy to take a dip in. oooooh mud wrestling....im up for that "

Ice cream anyone...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds

mmm slippery slithery cool mud lovely! lets all roll round like hippos!' mud mud glorious mud theres nothing quite like it for cooling the blood'

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"mmm slippery slithery cool mud lovely! lets all roll round like hippos!' mud mud glorious mud theres nothing quite like it for cooling the blood'"
i was thinking mud wrestling comp between ladies that frequent the forums

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"mmm slippery slithery cool mud lovely! lets all roll round like hippos!' mud mud glorious mud theres nothing quite like it for cooling the blood'i was thinking mud wrestling comp between ladies that frequent the forums "
oh my lord ther'd be a massacre!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"mmm slippery slithery cool mud lovely! lets all roll round like hippos!' mud mud glorious mud theres nothing quite like it for cooling the blood'i was thinking mud wrestling comp between ladies that frequent the forums oh my lord ther'd be a massacre!"
get ya name down then....

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall

Change my name to Guy Ffawkes & !!!!

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Bloody cameron

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By *gentprovocateurWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"Change my name to Guy Ffawkes & !!!! guyfooks-good user name!

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Bloody cameron"

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Add it to a few more so I can blow Weymouth and Portland off the face of this planet! Some of the worst parts of Dorset and currently f*cking up the local area budget with all of the money being frittered away on the Olympics!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Add it to a few more so I can blow Weymouth and Portland off the face of this planet! Some of the worst parts of Dorset and currently f*cking up the local area budget with all of the money being frittered away on the Olympics!"
that made u feel a bit better i hope

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Add it to a few more so I can blow Weymouth and Portland off the face of this planet! Some of the worst parts of Dorset and currently f*cking up the local area budget with all of the money being frittered away on the Olympics!"

Lol, did you not hear of that guy and Robin Hood Airport?

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