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That’s right, I want to knit a jumper from your overgrown lockdown pubes when all this is over. All donations will be gladly received.
If there’s any let over what would you like knitting?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?
They will be the elbow patches 
You're a clever sausage aren't you!
I have my uses "
If you'd care to demonstrate a couple of them that would be great  |
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"That’s right, I want to knit a jumper from your overgrown lockdown pubes when all this is over. All donations will be gladly received.
If there’s any let over what would you like knitting?
Love and Peace "
I used yours to make a sexy voodoo doll.
In 12 minutes, you're welcome. |
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"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?
They will be the elbow patches
You're a clever sausage aren't you!
I have my uses
If you'd care to demonstrate a couple of them that would be great "
I’ll inbox you bae |
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"That’s right, I want to knit a jumper from your overgrown lockdown pubes when all this is over. All donations will be gladly received.
If there’s any let over what would you like knitting?
Love and Peace
I used yours to make a sexy voodoo doll.
In 12 minutes, you're welcome. "
I’m not so sure you’re meant to spunk on a voodoo doll though  |
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"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear "
It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one  |
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"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear
It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one "
The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso  you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper  |
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"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear
It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one
The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper "
Isn’t fufe hair softer though? |
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"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear
It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one
The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper
Isn’t fufe hair softer though? "
Wouldn’t know it’s been a while, losing memory of it  |
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"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear
It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one
The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper
Isn’t fufe hair softer though?
Wouldn’t know it’s been a while, losing memory of it "
Is the right answer |
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over a year ago
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"I’m not sending you anymore
I think I’ve seen yours 
When?
Hhhhmmmmmm
Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I only sing in the bedroom "
I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat |
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"I’m not sending you anymore
I think I’ve seen yours
When?
Hhhhmmmmmm
Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I only sing in the bedroom
I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat "
Eat what though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not sending you anymore
I think I’ve seen yours
When?
Hhhhmmmmmm
Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I only sing in the bedroom
I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat
Eat what though? "
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"I’m not sending you anymore
I think I’ve seen yours
When?
Hhhhmmmmmm
Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I only sing in the bedroom
I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat
Eat what though?
Burger "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not sending you anymore
I think I’ve seen yours
When?
Hhhhmmmmmm
Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I only sing in the bedroom
I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat
Eat what though?
Burger
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You had chips with it and a seagull |
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"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities
Maybe you should it keep simple?
A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag"
Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities
Maybe you should it keep simple?
A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag
Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know "
My inbox isn’t currently being solicited with nesting starling pics |
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"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities
Maybe you should it keep simple?
A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag
Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know
My inbox isn’t currently being solicited with nesting starling pics"
I have a lot of fufe pics and they’re quite impressive |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities
Maybe you should it keep simple?
A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag
Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know
My inbox isn’t currently being solicited with nesting starling pics
I have a lot of fufe pics and they’re quite impressive "
Maybe you could photoshop Brian Blessed’s face on top of them? |
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"I just need enough now to finish the left arm off. I don’t mind the colour as beggars can’t be choosers
How's black with the occasional ginger? "
This will look good on the cuff as the collar won’t match |
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