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over a year ago
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"Chalky teeth .... Can't seem to get them anywhere 
Ha they do massive ones in here, the whole mouth! "
Noooooooooo they must be the wrong ones... There covered in chalky stuff and one size only ( ooh sounds rude) Barretts make them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali
Kali?? What the hell is that?
Ooooo! Rainbow Kali and a liquorice zipper! 
Damn predictive correcting my dipper! "
Pmsl wondered what that was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a packet of Pacers please and a packet of cola spangles, and a packet of opal fruits because starburst are just soooooo not the same.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"YEAh some colsfoot rock and licourice root please, and a quarter of pinapple cubes ta"
It may be Ye olde but when I asked the girl for a quarter she just looked at me all confused. "100 grams" just doesn't sound the same (unless you're allying to columbians) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali
Kali?? What the hell is that?
Ooooo! Rainbow Kali and a liquorice zipper!
Damn predictive correcting my dipper!
Pmsl wondered what that was "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please
if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead
thank you "
Uncle Joe wants to know what you intend to do with his balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please
if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead
thank you
Uncle Joe wants to know what you intend to do with his balls"
uncle joe knows exactly what he's got coming to him
as for you nosey sods, you'll have to wait for the veri  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please
if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead
thank you
Uncle Joe wants to know what you intend to do with his balls
uncle joe knows exactly what he's got coming to him
as for you nosey sods, you'll have to wait for the veri "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Proper sherbet dib dab in card and paper tube, please.
If you're going past Waitrose it would save me a trip as I missed your service yesterday. Semi skimmed and some raspberries please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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La la la not listening.
I'm on a diet. Well ok, not a diet exactly, more just not eating junk and trying to eat more healthy stuff.
I've reclassified rosé wine as healthy. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I've reclassified rosé wine as healthy."
It's one of your 5-a-day.....it's made from grapes.....add in a peach melba, a banana split and a chocolate orange (counts as 2 cos chocolate is made from cocoa beans, beans are vegetables) then you're following governmental (with mental being the operative part of the word) advice |
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