Self isolation

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The amount of wanking I’m doing now my forearm looks like big Arnie and my dick looks as thick as a can

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The amount of wanking I’m doing now my forearm looks like big Arnie and my dick looks as thick as a can

If your dick is swollen, you should get it looked at

Just whack it through your gp's letterbox

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The amount of wanking I’m doing now my forearm looks like big Arnie and my dick looks as thick as a can

If your dick is swollen, you should get it looked at

Just whack it through your gp's letterbox"

Haha I’d rather whack it through your letter box

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The amount of wanking I’m doing now my forearm looks like big Arnie and my dick looks as thick as a can

If your dick is swollen, you should get it looked at

Just whack it through your gp's letterbox

Haha I’d rather whack it through your letter box

My Jack Russell would bite it off

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The amount of wanking I’m doing now my forearm looks like big Arnie and my dick looks as thick as a can

If your dick is swollen, you should get it looked at

Just whack it through your gp's letterbox

Haha I’d rather whack it through your letter box

My Jack Russell would bite it off"

Haha fair one il wait for you to answer the door first then