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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of all the thread titles I've seen, this is the weirdest  "
Somewhere on fab there is one though and for want of a better word I need to flush them out lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What 
Some one keeps saying they wanna fart in my mouth on random threads lol
Ohh yeah that you know who it is  you blamed me  yes I must confess I did think you at first lol
Meanie "
Me never lol just thought it was you joking with me the once but it's been going on a while now lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????
We’ve all been sworn to secrecy
Is it you?????
You know fine well I’d just say it"
actually yer if you wanted to fart in my mouth you would just drive down here and do it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????
We’ve all been sworn to secrecy
Is it you?????
You know fine well I’d just say it actually yer if you wanted to fart in my mouth you would just drive down here and do it lol"
I can’t drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How is it done?
For a silent but deadly you cant send it onto the mouth. Theres no power in one. They generally seep about.
For the morning trumpet, the fartcatcher has to be in residence. Not always wanted.
So what works?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????
We’ve all been sworn to secrecy
Is it you?????
You know fine well I’d just say it actually yer if you wanted to fart in my mouth you would just drive down here and do it lol
I can’t drive "
that I did not known |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.
It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.
I'm now complicit in this thing!"
they need to come forward |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.
It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.
I'm now complicit in this thing! they need to come forward "
You need to lure them out with a trap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.
It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.
I'm now complicit in this thing! they need to come forward
You need to lure them out with a trap"
a trap by using my trap for a trap to be farted in???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I now have an idea to who it is
Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person
I've heard this goes all the way to the white house"
Past that even admin have seen it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you feeling OK WD?
Jo.Xx
Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter
Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.
Thats sounds a bit iffy! 
Jo.Xx "
it's been going on for a while and pardon the pun but I wanna get to the bottom of it lol |
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Are you feeling OK WD?
Jo.Xx
Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter
Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.
Thats sounds a bit iffy!
Jo.Xx it's been going on for a while and pardon the pun but I wanna get to the bottom of it lol"
I'm not sure how you can smell a fart on a forum?!
But surely you have to follow the stench! 
Good luck though it sounds like a sh*ty job!  
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you feeling OK WD?
Jo.Xx
Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter
Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.
Thats sounds a bit iffy!
Jo.Xx it's been going on for a while and pardon the pun but I wanna get to the bottom of it lol
I'm not sure how you can smell a fart on a forum?!
But surely you have to follow the stench!
Good luck though it sounds like a sh*ty job!
Jo.Xx "
hahaha thanks jo x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"WidowDad...my friend wants you to know that they’ve just eaten some sprouts, and their farts will be extra putrid "
tell your friend.t9 bring it on I've got a cork and I'm not afraid to use it |
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