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over a year ago
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My lovely and beautiful and amazingly wonderful friend Testarossa thinks someone should invent cum goggles.
What other brilliant things should be invented? |
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I once wore a pair of safety glasses to dinner for a laugh after a guy managed to cum in my eye the night before.
I had to do something, I'd stropped off in a huff but he was a really great fuck otherwise and we were in the same hotel for a month so I wanted to make sure I hadn't completely burned my bridges. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time 
Just use a milking stool"
My tighs are usually fine unless it a long going. Just thinking it could be a sale hit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time
Just use a milking stool
Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand
My point is they are already a thing"
Cool. I just think the design could be improved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time
Just use a milking stool
Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand
Dont you keep your own goat?!  "
My servants do, maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My lovely and beautiful and amazingly wonderful friend Testarossa thinks someone should invent cum goggles.
What other brilliant things should be invented?"
Pretty sure any old goggles will work?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal weather machine.
So you can put a thunder cloud over someone's head
Oh i like that Idea. Could it also do sunshine and rainbows for those that are nice and not annoying?"
Yes you could.
But Imagine sending lightning strikes to your enemy 24/7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to invent something that reads woman's minds.
Impossible though too complex"
easy to do,shoes,shoes,shoes,bags,bags,bags,purses,purses,purses,take, take,take. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A rimming chair  
You’ve actually thought of that "
The idea was ignited on a fab camping trip when a friend of mine was sat on a camping chair. The chair fabric ripped and his arse was hanging down.... light bulb moment lol |
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"Need to invent something that reads woman's minds.
Impossible though too complex
easy to do,shoes,shoes,shoes,bags,bags,bags,purses,purses,purses,take, take,take."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab goggles,everyone you see you want to fuck
Sounds exhausting"
To be honest ,my glasses seem to be working like that now ,could fuck anything with a pulse |
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