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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn’t me but a friends girlfriend stuck a daisy down his japs eye and it wouldn’t come out due to the hairs on the stem I had to take him hospital and they had to split his helmet open to get it out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wasn’t me but a friends girlfriend stuck a daisy down his japs eye and it wouldn’t come out due to the hairs on the stem I had to take him hospital and they had to split his helmet open to get it out "
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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First time had sex. Been dating for a few weeks and her parents had gone out for the evening. I wanted to do things properly and we had been out for a meal and then back to hers. I had bought a bottle of champagne which we d*unk then I picked her up in my arms to carry her upstairs. We were both slightly tipsy and as I walked down the hall carrying her I smacked her head off the banister. Thankfully she was not concussed but we did have a laugh at the thought of me trying to explain to her parents why she was in A&E if she had been. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I went for a shower in a leisure centre and I noticed a young lad looking at me.
He then started wanking and asked me if I liked his cock 
I replied no and he then said..
"Do you want me to suck your cock free of charge?"
Again I said no and then as he opened the door to leave he shouted back to me..
"your cock was small anyway"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First time had sex. Been dating for a few weeks and her parents had gone out for the evening. I wanted to do things properly and we had been out for a meal and then back to hers. I had bought a bottle of champagne which we d*unk then I picked her up in my arms to carry her upstairs. We were both slightly tipsy and as I walked down the hall carrying her I smacked her head off the banister. Thankfully she was not concussed but we did have a laugh at the thought of me trying to explain to her parents why she was in A&E if she had been."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a number of funny stories from Swinging. The bed collapsing at a house party when there was us and two other couples on it was memorable. "
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