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What’s the worst opening email you received?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on "
Oh god I got offered money n told him to fuck off lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on Oh god I got offered money n told him to fuck off lol"
Like why lol do they not know there is a difference site for that  |
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on "
Haven't received any bad msg's but I'm sure the most common ones in especially for the women just the word hi then dick pic and expect that's all they need to do and when you delete or tell them no all you get is the world of abuse complete spanners if you ask me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on "
Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys  |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath & Birmingham |
Something about turning up to a fella's house, stripping down upstairs and throwing on a mask, coming down and joining a queue of other lads he was organising, and giving it to his wife bareback from behind while she was bent over the sofa waiting.
Just terribly unfortunate that I had other plans made that day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on
Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys "
It does. But some of the offers come from verified guys. So it’s so hard to them out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something about turning up to a fella's house, stripping down upstairs and throwing on a mask, coming down and joining a queue of other lads he was organising, and giving it to his wife bareback from behind while she was bent over the sofa waiting.
Just terribly unfortunate that I had other plans made that day "
Lol is it wrong that I find some of that a bit horny.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on
Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys
It does. But some of the offers come from verified guys. So it’s so hard to them out. "
Its a mine field for sure, I've talked to some "straight" people that all want to put things in my ass, kind of off putting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)
2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)
3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )"
Lol you can keep your wonk lol why even reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)
2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)
3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )
Lol you can keep your wonk lol why even reply "
Oh I know - it was wonkers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)
2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)
3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )"
Gotten those offers too nobody is safe |
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"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!
1. Can I make you pregnant ?
2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?
3. I’ll pay you!
I could go on and on
Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys
It does. But some of the offers come from verified guys. So it’s so hard to them out. "
That's why you do question them verifications |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Then if I don’t fancy someone that sent his face pic the abuse comes lol
Your average anyway I was only being nice etc etc etc
Or your fake ( even tho I am meeting people regularly)
Aww lol  |
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"Then if I don’t fancy someone that sent his face pic the abuse comes lol
Your average anyway I was only being nice etc etc etc
Or your fake ( even tho I am meeting people regularly)
Aww lol "
You should accept your not into him and move on, but some people get hurt by rejection and lash out at you for not being into them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually got one today ...
From a complete stranger.
It just said 'daughters'
After asking him wtf he was on about he said 'his daughters knickers'
I replied ' fuck off weirdo' ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been asks a plethora of strange things in opening mails
Although once I blocked single males the strange requests stopped
I was once asked to make some lads gf pregnant
I've been asked to have my feet sniffed for cash
But the best of the lot was the death threat and the fact they said they knew were I lived (they didn't know but still  ) |
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I’ve got
“Give me your address and leave your door open and the lights off, i’ll Come over and give you a BJ and you won’t know that it wasn’t a woman that gave it to you “ !!!!!
And that was from a complete stranger that I had never spoken to! |
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"Then if I don’t fancy someone that sent his face pic the abuse comes lol
Your average anyway I was only being nice etc etc etc
Or your fake ( even tho I am meeting people regularly)
Aww lol "
Ah yeah its funny when they start throwing their toys out of their pram lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually got one today ...
From a complete stranger.
It just said 'daughters'
After asking him wtf he was on about he said 'his daughters knickers'
I replied ' fuck off weirdo' ffs "
Fuck that sick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been asks a plethora of strange things in opening mails
Although once I blocked single males the strange requests stopped
I was once asked to make some lads gf pregnant
I've been asked to have my feet sniffed for cash
But the best of the lot was the death threat and the fact they said they knew were I lived (they didn't know but still ) "
Oh I got blk mailed by a see who’s near that if I did t meet he would send my family the pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I buy your knickers
Will you come watch me wank in my car
Can I fuck you in my stables while my horse Max watches
You look like my sister wanna fuck
Have you ever had a anal golden shower
Want to pretend to be my hot aunty
Wouldn't touch your dirty infested hole
Can I dress up in your lingerie and do your housework
You're a entitled asshole
So you think you are God's gift wouldn't touch your flabby body
Some of the charming opening messages just off the top of my head
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asks a plethora of strange things in opening mails
Although once I blocked single males the strange requests stopped
I was once asked to make some lads gf pregnant
I've been asked to have my feet sniffed for cash
But the best of the lot was the death threat and the fact they said they knew were I lived (they didn't know but still )
Oh I got blk mailed by a see who’s near that if I did t meet he would send my family the pics "
Ffs assholes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you shit in my mouth
Will you sell your dirty knickers the dirtier the more I’ll pay
Can I lick someone’s cum from your pussy
I could on there is so many bad ones I’ve gotten over the years |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I buy your knickers
Will you come watch me wank in my car
Can I fuck you in my stables while my horse Max watches
You look like my sister wanna fuck
Have you ever had a anal golden shower
Want to pretend to be my hot aunty
Wouldn't touch your dirty infested hole
Can I dress up in your lingerie and do your housework
You're a entitled asshole
So you think you are God's gift wouldn't touch your flabby body
Some of the charming opening messages just off the top of my head
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Lol ok I think you won ha |
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You have to ask tho how the hell do these people get let on here but yet the owners admins are quick to ban you from forums without actually looking into the situation but are OK with weirdos roaming the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could write a book
Most recent one.......
Some delightful mans opening message was would I wear his ex’s worn panties while he fucked me!!
Seriously like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I buy your knickers
Will you come watch me wank in my car
Can I fuck you in my stables while my horse Max watches
You look like my sister wanna fuck
Have you ever had a anal golden shower
Want to pretend to be my hot aunty
Wouldn't touch your dirty infested hole
Can I dress up in your lingerie and do your housework
You're a entitled asshole
So you think you are God's gift wouldn't touch your flabby body
Some of the charming opening messages just off the top of my head
Lol ok I think you won ha "
Haha I can go on I have loads more!
I have a client looking for a appointment want to meet tomorrow
Do u prefer a sex slave to wipe your ass
So do you like married men jerking off over you
I could be your new sex toy cum fuck this stallion
Dirty ass want me to wipe it
Hi ya do you do anything for cash
Like brother and sister role play during sex
How about i come over and drill your asshole hard
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You couldn’t make most of these up could ya?. I mean- what sort of people are they?. Are they just doing it for a bit of trolling /?timewasting or is this how they conduct themselves. Friggin idiots |
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By *rade69Man
over a year ago
dublin |
My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly "
OMG |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly
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I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then "
Pmsl misscar lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly
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I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then
Pmsl misscar lol"
I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor |
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"My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly
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I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then
Pmsl misscar lol
I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor "
Lmao holy fuck |
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By *rade69Man
over a year ago
dublin |
"My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly
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I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then
Pmsl misscar lol
I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor "
Misscarr always my favorite since day one and the best sense of humor!!
But I reckon men on men mails I reckon are the worst ...
I have also got the sister one .... wanna meet my sister in town and bring her back to our free gaff ... fuck her while I watch ...good god where does there brain be at
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best so far !!
From a man...
could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard
His words exactly
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I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then
Pmsl misscar lol
I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor
Misscarr always my favorite since day one and the best sense of humor!!
But I reckon men on men mails I reckon are the worst ...
I have also got the sister one .... wanna meet my sister in town and bring her back to our free gaff ... fuck her while I watch ...good god where does there brain be at
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You can just imagine the sister  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My worst email was a couple asking to see a video of me in action,is said no then they blocked me lol"
Real couple or a man pretending to be a couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look what we're missing out on by using filters to the max!!
If I was to block men there be no point me being on ha "
We don't block men,we do block unverified,those with no pics,and non site-supporters,cuts down on the dross  |
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"Can i cum over and smash your back door in
Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?  "
These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i cum over and smash your back door in
Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?
Told him i was in prison and to cum on over "
LMAO.. who ever said fab can't be funny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i cum over and smash your back door in
Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?
These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken "
I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i cum over and smash your back door in
Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?
These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken "
Love these threads too
Just light hearted fun, enough crap going on in the world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i cum over and smash your back door in
Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?
These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken
I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha god no one of you is quiet enough "
Feck off you ha there is a few mini me in the house lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site "
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers . "
Oh fuck!!!!! |
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .
Oh fuck!!!!! "
Awk come on naw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .
Oh fuck!!!!!
Awk come on naw "
Wonder did he ever get luck and get some ha. And omg what does he do with them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .
Oh fuck!!!!!
Awk come on naw "
Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .
Oh fuck!!!!!
Awk come on naw
Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol "
Does he go to swing clubs or party’s and just search the bins lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .
Oh fuck!!!!!
Awk come on naw
Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol
Does he go to swing clubs or party’s and just search the bins lol "
He'd be in his element, lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,
Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site
Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .
Oh fuck!!!!!
Awk come on naw
Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol
Does he go to swing clubs or party’s and just search the bins lol
He'd be in his element, lol "
If he contacts you again give him that plan lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i cum over and smash your back door in
Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?
These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken
I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha god no one of you is quiet enough
Feck off you ha there is a few mini me in the house lol she loves me really boys "
Aww who could not love you x |
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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
Well there's a couple that keeps messaging every now and then asking if I'm rich and single.
It's nothing compared to these messages but definitely makes me suspect they're here for more than just good fun and friends |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well there's a couple that keeps messaging every now and then asking if I'm rich and single.
It's nothing compared to these messages but definitely makes me suspect they're here for more than just good fun and friends "
Lol are you rich lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Recently got one saying
Ah feck it another fake profile
Didnt even open it instant block"
Yeah if you don’t reply to there first mailyou get yet another fake profile!! Same I just block. Bit these guys think it’s a free escort site and we should jump at the chance if they say hi lol |
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