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over a year ago
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"Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me.
Same here "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.
Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.
Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.
Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.
Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q"
Let out a BMW driver from a junction,,depends on the driver,,!!!! |
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"Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me.
Same here "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer 
Big dirty turn on for me
All to there not judgemental at all here lol "
Dont worry, it used to gross me out too... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.
Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully "
That’s what I was wondering? An Adonis in the streets and well not so much in the sheets? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.
Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully
That’s what I was wondering? An Adonis in the streets and well not so much in the sheets?"
Who have you been talking too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.
Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully "
Nah. I can smell it off a man now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well 
I'm not surprised
It's not for everyone 
Yes I realised that immediately after I had spoken  "
It is for some people though... *raises hand slowly |
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By *addy0Man
over a year ago
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"Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well
I'm not surprised
It's not for everyone
Yes I realised that immediately after I had spoken
It is for some people though... *raises hand slowly "
Raise away were all non judgemental on fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy. "
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid |
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid "
most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting. "
And there was me thinking you were a modern man in touch with your feminine side |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting. "
Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?
Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... |
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.
And there was me thinking you were a modern man in touch with your feminine side"
period sex? Fuck no. I have just had a lovely sandwich, I don't want to vomit. |
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.
Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?
Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... "
messy yes. Doesn't have to be a pool of blood to be messy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.
Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?
Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... messy yes. Doesn't have to be a pool of blood to be messy. "
A guy had me sitting on his face once... there was so little blood, he forgot I was on my period until I reminded him 
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"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.
Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.
Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?
Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... messy yes. Doesn't have to be a pool of blood to be messy.
A guy had me sitting on his face once... there was so little blood, he forgot I was on my period until I reminded him
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he was knocked out for a few minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck my best friends sister..
I feel like this warrants a bit more detail
No best friend now.. lol"
Ok, again still too light on the detail... let me help...
Once upon a time there was a naughty boy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck my best friends sister..
I feel like this warrants a bit more detail
No best friend now.. lol
Ok, again still too light on the detail... let me help...
Once upon a time there was a naughty boy..."
Who knocked on the door of his friends house .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?"
That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.
At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..
But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t believe I have to explain this again but seriously lads, you gotta give a bit more than one line with those type of regrets  "
I know, right! |
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"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?
That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.
At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..
But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha "
never to late to run a mile. |
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"Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.
Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.
Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q
Let out a BMW driver from a junction,,depends on the driver,,!!!!"
I drive a bmw |
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"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?
That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.
At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..
But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha never to late to run a mile. "
keep the pussy pics down from here ladies if you have a fanny like a "clowns pocket". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?
That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.
At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..
But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha never to late to run a mile. "
Pretend to cum to be polite or just run? |
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"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?
That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.
At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..
But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha never to late to run a mile.
Pretend to cum to be polite or just run? "
just tell her the truth. It's not rocket science. |
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Sc#t/piss.
The sc#t was an orgasmic mistake, so excusable and understandable.
The piss was someone who thought she was a squirter. I hadn't touched her g spot
She was quickly told the difference and then physically explained to her, after she'd been sent to deposit all pee in the appropriate receptacle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sc#t/piss.
The sc#t was an orgasmic mistake, so excusable and understandable.
The piss was someone who thought she was a squirter. I hadn't touched her g spot
She was quickly told the difference and then physically explained to her, after she'd been sent to deposit all pee in the appropriate receptacle "
Remember your story about the poo hehe
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"Sc#t/piss.
The sc#t was an orgasmic mistake, so excusable and understandable.
The piss was someone who thought she was a squirter. I hadn't touched her g spot
She was quickly told the difference and then physically explained to her, after she'd been sent to deposit all pee in the appropriate receptacle
Remember your story about the poo hehe
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Which is precisely why I mentioned it.
Hey, orgasm let's everything loose |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?"
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is? 
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. |
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. "
we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.
Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.
Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q
Let out a BMW driver from a junction,,depends on the driver,,!!!!I drive a bmw "
That depends which part of couple is driving. |
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That d*unken attempt at a sommersault during the 90s in a club.
Everyone in the whole club laughed at me as I limped off nearly breaking my back, and for the whole night whenever I tried to chat to a girl they would suddenly start laughing and say "Youre the guy who did the sommersault?"
Other than that, everything has been grand. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon. "
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? |
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? "
I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more. |
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". we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
I wonder how many men would admit to small willies "
Never really compared mine to any but would it be small if the condoms kept falling off it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? "
Even rubber bands loose some of their elasticity. May still be elastic but struggle to return to original size. |
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"What is one or few things that you would never ever do again?
Grabbing the wrong bag and showing up to a meet with antihistamines instead of condoms!"
They say a sneeze is the closest thing to an orgasm.. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more. "
And I guess you know all that based on your experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
I wonder how many men would admit to small willies
Never really compared mine to any but would it be small if the condoms kept falling off it?"
That kept happening me to..
Turns out I was using 50lt bin bags |
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience "
does yours still have a vice like grip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?"
Mine does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?
Mine does "
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?
Mine does "
has to be proven unfortunately. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?
Mine does "
Yep, gets a work out every day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?
Mine does
The death grip "
You survived |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tiny willies
you do know the opposite to that on a female?
Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?
If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.
When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.
And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?
Mine does
The death grip
You survived"
I know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Received an upside down blow job from a lady once... As I came I looked down to see it shooting out her nose... "
Somehow picturing this put me off upside down bjs |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
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"Received an upside down blow job from a lady once... As I came I looked down to see it shooting out her nose...
Somehow picturing this put me off upside down bjs "
Yeah... I'll have to think of others ways of working it, will keep ya posted... |
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