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over a year ago
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"What's the filthiest thing you have had to clean fir me it's the spaces between the spokes on my alloy wheels  "
Definitely my range/cooker. I can never seem to do it right, and it often ends up smoking worse than it did before I cleaned it. |
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"What's the filthiest thing you have had to clean fir me it's the spaces between the spokes on my alloy wheels
Definitely my range/cooker. I can never seem to do it right, and it often ends up smoking worse than it did before I cleaned it. "
I can have a look at it if you want give it a good scrubbing with my brush |
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A breech birth,
Came home from the local Disco, many moons ago, looking out the kitchen window after grabbing a glass of water, there was one of ny dads cows with 2 extra legs, thought I was seeing things....had a good few drinks taken, a few glances to make sure etc, woke the ole fella.....and had to do the role around the neck, push back and pull out,,,,, some mess...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the filthiest thing you have had to clean fir me it's the spaces between the spokes on my alloy wheels
Definitely my range/cooker. I can never seem to do it right, and it often ends up smoking worse than it did before I cleaned it.
I can have a look at it if you want give it a good scrubbing with my brush "
If you were any good at it I'd probably have to marry you. It's the only reason I'd ever take my ex back  |
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I ran over a rabbit once with a ride on mower. Bits of it got caught in the grass chute and it got blocked up. I wasn't aware of the rabbit until I pulled it out bit by bit. The smell off the grass box a couple of days later was legendary. Dirty mess!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol "
Ohhh Miss K.... that's taking strap on to a whole new level |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Ohhh Miss K.... that's taking strap on to a whole new level"
I've got great hips darling & good trusting power can clear any drain !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Ohhh Miss K.... that's taking strap on to a whole new level
I've got great hips darling & good trusting power can clear any drain !!! "
Ohhh where is Paul with his bukakke post when you need him 
Don't I know it |
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"What's the filthiest thing you have had to clean fir me it's the spaces between the spokes on my alloy wheels
Definitely my range/cooker. I can never seem to do it right, and it often ends up smoking worse than it did before I cleaned it. "
you can get a man in for that you know. |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol "
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the filthiest thing you have had to clean fir me it's the spaces between the spokes on my alloy wheels
Definitely my range/cooker. I can never seem to do it right, and it often ends up smoking worse than it did before I cleaned it.
you can get a man in for that you know."
You offering?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr! "
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww "
Damn, there's always a catch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww
Damn, there's always a catch! "
Catch 2 not 22 |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww
Damn, there's always a catch!
Catch 2 not 22 "
The stamina shouldn't be a problem but I'll get the rod out tonight and do some training just in case. I might even be able to improve on my personal best of 26.35 seconds, not that it would be necessary! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol "
I know exactly what you're on about, I did it twice this summer  never had such a long rod in my hands before but girth was pathetic and full of sh***  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww
Damn, there's always a catch!
Catch 2 not 22
The stamina shouldn't be a problem but I'll get the rod out tonight and do some training just in case. I might even be able to improve on my personal best of 26.35 seconds, not that it would be necessary! "
You best start those training sessions then !!! 22.2 seconds at least lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
I know exactly what you're on about, I did it twice this summer never had such a long rod in my hands before but girth was pathetic and full of sh*** "
Possibly the worst job in the world .... took days before my scene of smell came back properly  great work out though had muscles in places I never knew existed |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww
Damn, there's always a catch!
Catch 2 not 22
The stamina shouldn't be a problem but I'll get the rod out tonight and do some training just in case. I might even be able to improve on my personal best of 26.35 seconds, not that it would be necessary!
You best start those training sessions then !!! 22.2 seconds at least lol "
Would you settle for 20? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww
Damn, there's always a catch!
Catch 2 not 22
The stamina shouldn't be a problem but I'll get the rod out tonight and do some training just in case. I might even be able to improve on my personal best of 26.35 seconds, not that it would be necessary!
You best start those training sessions then !!! 22.2 seconds at least lol
Would you settle for 20? "
You drive a HARD bargin Mr McCarthy ......it's a deal  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
I know exactly what you're on about, I did it twice this summer never had such a long rod in my hands before but girth was pathetic and full of sh***
Possibly the worst job in the world .... took days before my scene of smell came back properly great work out though had muscles in places I never knew existed "
I've to say I experienced a worse smell once, most horrible stench I've ever came across was a pond with 30 dead carps in it in summertime in Italy, it was over 30 degrees and we had to burn them all in a big bonfire, it was absolutely brutal |
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"Became an adult last summer when I had to rod my own sewer ...... Seriously the worst chore I have ever experienced ....... but couldn't expect anyone to clear that S...e for me !!! lol
Jaysus, I'd love to "rod your sewer" for ya! Phwooarr!
It would require a lot of stamina & a fine set of rods ....Mmmeoww
Damn, there's always a catch!
Catch 2 not 22
The stamina shouldn't be a problem but I'll get the rod out tonight and do some training just in case. I might even be able to improve on my personal best of 26.35 seconds, not that it would be necessary!
You best start those training sessions then !!! 22.2 seconds at least lol
Would you settle for 20?
You drive a HARD bargin Mr McCarthy ......it's a deal "
Woohoo! It could be the best twenty seconds of your life, or at least that hour! Well, I say twenty but it could take me seven seconds to get the ould boiler suit off. |
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