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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Somebody who doesn't have a penis , send me a wanna fuck mail.... I promise to take it seriously...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a plastic penis... several of them. Would you like to fuck one of them instead?

By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Are you horny by any chance, lowy?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd take that offer snowwhite if he isn't interested

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a plastic penis... several of them. Would you like to fuck one of them instead?

"
.... anyways you don't tell me where to shove it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you horny by any chance, lowy? "
....ah just a tad.....

A fuppin huge feckin humongously massive gigantic tad

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a plastic penis... several of them. Would you like to fuck one of them instead?

You can hardly turn down such a generous offer!