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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fed up so here's my funny but true story!!
I once got locked in a confession box, this happened before my teenage years! lol! Only for my sister, I'd have been locked in there all nite!!   "
lol Were your sins were that bad that you got locked up for them  |
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,Thats funny I dreamt I was skiing ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I was in America a good few years ago and was having the advantages of bluetooth and handsfree phones explained to me..... I'm not great at tech stuff and asked the rep about this lady walking down the street alone talking out loud..
"She has it I suppose" I said..
"no " said the assistant "she's on crack"... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.
She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.
She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.
She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."
I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"
Stupid bitch.
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By (user no longer on site)
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A new prisoner is put into a cell with a 6 foot tall, 4 foot wide grizzly cell mate.
At lights out the grizzly cell mate says to his new wimpy friend "lets play mummies n daddies. Who do you want to be?"
The wimpy cell mate thinks deep and tries to outsmart the grizzly prisoner and replies "ok, i will be daddy"
The grizzly cell mate grins and says "thats fine, now come over here and suck mummy's cock!!" |
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But not when ur in prison 