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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like my nose i broke it as a young lad and it never set properly, it's slightly crooked but you wouldn't notice till I said it and I'm really conscious of it  |
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"I would love to be a few inches taller & bigger boobs & feet.Amy
I could help you out in every aspect Amy lol"
Oh Mary if I ever to get to meet you it will have to be lying down otherwise you resting your glass on me head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Physically, there'd be more than one thing. 
really?
Yeah, I need some tweaking  "
nah you are all woman, the ones my mother warned me about, beyond sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would love to be a few inches taller & bigger boobs & feet.Amy
I could help you out in every aspect Amy lol
Oh Mary if I ever to get to meet you it will have to be lying down otherwise you resting your glass on me head "
Lying down with you resting ur head on my boobs would be better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being paranoid lol I never send a clear face pic until I get a pic of them... I send a pic of me standing 10 feet away in the fear of someone knowing me 
Sad I know but it's true |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Id change loads physically, but if I could only change one thing it would be to have more self confidence "
me too self confidence or a little more self belief
physically id like a new knee so i could still play football |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"make myself more confident, as for my body theres plenty to change, just waiting win lotto to do it all  "
Ya see!!!....to almost everyone else id say your body is fantastic..but you want to change it...but they are all correct..its gorgeous...think we,are all our own worst critics at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1.Sky remote sized cock... this 5.5" isn't convincing anyone
2. Height to be 6'0
3. My abs back
4. Proper jawline
5. My manly hands
6. Hollywood teeth
7. Proper stubble
That's it no biggie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New knees after 3 operations was told had to stop playing sport at the age of 29"
My mate needs a new knee from playing football, does yours just have a mind of its own and dislocate out of no where too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
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Yes, I would say so Lim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim."
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain "
For the women in your life Lim, that's why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently Kaizers hands are too big for...... "
Ha ha ha you don't know that yet.... 
I'd want a bigger ass, bigger nipples, longer arms and a flat stomach.  |
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why."
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification |
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why.
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification "
My car works perfectly Lim but I'd love a go in Tanner Faust's rally car, just once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why.
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification
My car works perfectly Lim but I'd love a go in Tanner Faust's rally car, just once."
But you can't get the micro derms removed? So wouldn't frozen peas in a condom be safer lol |
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why.
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification
My car works perfectly Lim but I'd love a go in Tanner Faust's rally car, just once.
But you can't get the micro derms removed? So wouldn't frozen peas in a condom be safer lol"
Hahaha! If you're quick! Yeah, they can be removed. |
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why.
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification
My car works perfectly Lim but I'd love a go in Tanner Faust's rally car, just once.
But you can't get the micro derms removed? So wouldn't frozen peas in a condom be safer lol
Hahaha! If you're quick! Yeah, they can be removed."
I might have to look at this so but peas/ball bearings in a condom is the best I can offer at the moment |
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why.
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification
My car works perfectly Lim but I'd love a go in Tanner Faust's rally car, just once.
But you can't get the micro derms removed? So wouldn't frozen peas in a condom be safer lol
Hahaha! If you're quick! Yeah, they can be removed.
I might have to look at this so but peas/ball bearings in a condom is the best I can offer at the moment"
Small incision, pop one in, shove it down into place with a rod, repeat as necessary. It'd be like trying to get the string back into a hoodie when one end has disappeared inside. |
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"If any of you boys want to try having ball bearings inserted under the dermis of your cock to make it all knobbly, I might help get it back in working order...
Yes, I would say so Lim.
Just why would anyone insert anything there? I mean talk about pain
For the women in your life Lim, that's why.
But mine does just fine without the need for dangerous modification
My car works perfectly Lim but I'd love a go in Tanner Faust's rally car, just once.
But you can't get the micro derms removed? So wouldn't frozen peas in a condom be safer lol
Hahaha! If you're quick! Yeah, they can be removed.
I might have to look at this so but peas/ball bearings in a condom is the best I can offer at the moment
Small incision, pop one in, shove it down into place with a rod, repeat as necessary. It'd be like trying to get the string back into a hoodie when one end has disappeared inside."
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