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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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In an attempt to figure out / see for myself what all the fuss is about I've just completed '50 shades of Grey'. I'm intrigued to see what others thought of the book (particularly other guys opinions).
Personally I was terribly underwhelmed. I found myself laughing when there was any play being discussed as (spoiler alert) Christian was playing with Anna. Every thing was so 'amazing' and everyone seemed to cum together etc. it was as if Mills and Boom has just moved into the soft porn market. Even the BDSM aspects were oh so perfect it seemed.
I know its written as if its the opinion of a 22 year old female virgin and that's an inner monologue I (thankfully) never had to listen too but she wrecked my head!  if I hear one more time about her inner feckin goddess ill throttle her. I'm not surprised Christian spanked her. She's lucky he didn't punch her! lol (not condoning domestic violence before the abusive mails start rolling in).
I get the whole oh he's rich and gorgeous and with a tortured beautiful soul I want to mother him aspect of it. That seems to 'do it' for a lot of women. In fairness when he started playing piano I nearly wept laughing (of course he plays piano!....)
The BDSM scenes didn't really turn me on to be honest. Perhaps I'm too hands on with anything like that and so hearing someone else's experience doesn't do it for me. If it was more visual then that'd be a different story. I can use my imagination (and frequently do) but nah I was bored and just wanted it to end. The only reason I kept going was to see where they took the story and for the (unintentional by the author) laughs I was getting.
I was thinking if it was written from Christian's point of view it'd be a much shorter story and more interesting. So here goes my stab at it.....
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(spoiler alert....)
So I met this hot 22 year old through work there a while back. She seemed quite keen so I made sure to chase her a bit (cause chicks dig that sh*t). I even tried the 'treat em mean and keep em keen' angle by trying to warn her to stay away from me. Turns out she's a feckin Virgin. Nice! I'll have that thanks very much. So anyway she's into my kinky ways and doesn't mind that I've got severe Mammy issues. She seems to quite like the 'tortured past' stories actually. So I f*cked her for a couple of weeks and threw a few gifts her way and then BAM! She walks out on me! B*tch!!
I don't know what I'm going to do now being a multi millionaire, tall, handsome, impeccably dressed, cultured, kinky young man that has women 'throwing' themselves at him.. I guess I'll figure something out. Now which extremely expensive suit will I wear today?
Oh yeah and so my bro starts banging her best mate. Turns out she's a goer too! Nice!
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Now that's a short story worth reading! Lol
I hope ye can see my tongue firmly in cheek. I know the book (and the other two that I don't expect to read) has been very popular with some of the women here but quite frankly it didn't have the desired effect on me. Granted I'm not in the desired demographic. I didn't learn much from it either (which was the other reason to read it lol) but perhaps I have more knowledge than many on such matters anyway  . I just couldn't take it seriously.
Ah well. So what do others think if it? Any other lads gone through / suffered it?
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I read it so I could see what the fuss was about and was absolutely underwhelmed to say the least! The sex parts were laughable and to be honest I got the feeling that the only attraction to the book was she slobs around in trackies and he is a billionaire who wants to buy her stuff! Defo wouldn't recommend it at all |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"I read it so I could see what the fuss was about and was absolutely underwhelmed to say the least! The sex parts were laughable and to be honest I got the feeling that the only attraction to the book was she slobs around in trackies and he is a billionaire who wants to buy her stuff! Defo wouldn't recommend it at all "
I thought I was the only one. Yay Lolli!!!!  |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sure when we are used to 500 shades of grey of course we will be underwhelmed !
Think the party scenes _ilder ! We should start writing !! "
You could be onto something misspurefilth!! Think of them!! Frequently I do, was only talking about that at the weekend. I need to write some stories so I can afford a four poster bed for some scene recreation!  |
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I would never bother with it as from the get go it sounded like shite, and was told that the BDSM stuff was far from realistic. then it read this (on another site) and knew it was a crock of shit:
Take the sexual activity and ‘BDSM contracts’ out of the equation and Christian Grey is a controlling boyfriend showing signs of being abusive.
Here are some warning signs of abuse shown in the books:
• Do you feel nervous around your partner? (Ana constantly reports feeling nervous around Christian. She is often scared of how he will react to her)
• Do you have to be careful to control your behaviour to avoid your partner’s anger? (See above)
• Do you feel pressured by your partner when it comes to sex? (‘Sign the BDSM contract or we can’t be together. Oh, and we’re keeping anal in there!’)
• Are you scared of disagreeing with your partner? (Twitching palms?)
• Is your partner always checking up on you or questioning you about what you do without your partner? (Christian stalks Ana via the GPS on her phone and make international flights back from business trips if she ‘disobeys’ him about not going out with her best friend.)
• Does your partner repeatedly and wrongly accuse you of seeing or flirting with other people? (Jose, Paul, Ethan, Jack)
• Does your partner tell you that if you changed, he or she wouldn’t treat you like this? (Christian often blames Ana’s ‘stubborn’ behaviour for his ‘twitching palms’)
• Has your partner ever scared you with violence or threatening behaviour? (‘I like to beat little girls’??????? Ana, at that point you RUN!)
• Does your partner say, ‘I will kill myself if you break up with me’ or ‘I will hurt/kill you if you break up with me’? (Christian’s constant harping on about how broken he was when she left him – he throws that around in a manipulative and threatening manner often enough.)
• Does your partner make excuses for the abusive behaviour? For example saying, ‘It’s because of alcohol or drugs,’ or ‘I can’t control my temper,’ or ‘I was just joking’? (Christian Grey’s childhood is often his excuse for his behaviour)
so yeah, it's not BDSM, that needs respect and trust, it's 50 ways your bloke can abuse you more like.
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
dublin |
"I would never bother with it as from the get go it sounded like shite, and was told that the BDSM stuff was far from realistic. then it read this (on another site) and knew it was a crock of shit:
Take the sexual activity and ‘BDSM contracts’ out of the equation and Christian Grey is a controlling boyfriend showing signs of being abusive.
Here are some warning signs of abuse shown in the books:
• Do you feel nervous around your partner? (Ana constantly reports feeling nervous around Christian. She is often scared of how he will react to her)
• Do you have to be careful to control your behaviour to avoid your partner’s anger? (See above)
• Do you feel pressured by your partner when it comes to sex? (‘Sign the BDSM contract or we can’t be together. Oh, and we’re keeping anal in there!’)
• Are you scared of disagreeing with your partner? (Twitching palms?)
• Is your partner always checking up on you or questioning you about what you do without your partner? (Christian stalks Ana via the GPS on her phone and make international flights back from business trips if she ‘disobeys’ him about not going out with her best friend.)
• Does your partner repeatedly and wrongly accuse you of seeing or flirting with other people? (Jose, Paul, Ethan, Jack)
• Does your partner tell you that if you changed, he or she wouldn’t treat you like this? (Christian often blames Ana’s ‘stubborn’ behaviour for his ‘twitching palms’)
• Has your partner ever scared you with violence or threatening behaviour? (‘I like to beat little girls’??????? Ana, at that point you RUN!)
• Does your partner say, ‘I will kill myself if you break up with me’ or ‘I will hurt/kill you if you break up with me’? (Christian’s constant harping on about how broken he was when she left him – he throws that around in a manipulative and threatening manner often enough.)
• Does your partner make excuses for the abusive behaviour? For example saying, ‘It’s because of alcohol or drugs,’ or ‘I can’t control my temper,’ or ‘I was just joking’? (Christian Grey’s childhood is often his excuse for his behaviour)
so yeah, it's not BDSM, that needs respect and trust, it's 50 ways your bloke can abuse you more like.
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So true! The emotionally abusive element of their relationship was very hard to deal with within the book to be honest. I felt like pulling one of this floggers on him for being such a c*** to a woman  |
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over a year ago
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how so many (mostly women I assume) swoon reading that book is beyond me. I sometimes almost got embarrassed for the author, it's that badly written.
Didn't do anything sexual to me.
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Its the biggest load of shite ever but at the same time it made a lot of women actually embrace kink. From seeing the effect on the fetish scene while its brought lots more fantasists out its also let women be more comfortable admitting they need more then just regular vanilla stuff. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see Grey is an abusive bollix but because hes rich its ok. But for anyone wanting to read series that actually researches and knows what the scenes are about highly recommend the Pleasures series |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure when we are used to 500 shades of grey of course we will be underwhelmed !
Think the party scenes _ilder ! We should start writing !!
You could be onto something misspurefilth!! Think of them!! Frequently I do, was only talking about that at the weekend. I need to write some stories so I can afford a four poster bed for some scene recreation! "
I'm thinking THE HOUSE OF FILTH (2) early 2015 ! |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"Its the biggest load of shite ever but at the same time it made a lot of women actually embrace kink. From seeing the effect on the fetish scene while its brought lots more fantasists out its also let women be more comfortable admitting they need more then just regular vanilla stuff. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see Grey is an abusive bollix but because hes rich its ok. But for anyone wanting to read series that actually researches and knows what the scenes are about highly recommend the Pleasures series"
It is great that it's gotten kink more out in the open. It wasn't any sort of a gateway to the scene for me but I'm sure it must have introduced many. Like many commenting here I got it to see what the fuss was about and you can only give your opinion if you've 'gone through it'  |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sure when we are used to 500 shades of grey of course we will be underwhelmed !
Think the party scenes _ilder ! We should start writing !!
You could be onto something misspurefilth!! Think of them!! Frequently I do, was only talking about that at the weekend. I need to write some stories so I can afford a four poster bed for some scene recreation!
I'm thinking THE HOUSE OF FILTH (2) early 2015 ! "
Miss pure filth! Where do I sign? So you're saying it will definitely be a 'happy new year' then? Bring it on Madam!! The last one was the ultimate in many's eyes! |
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"Sure when we are used to 500 shades of grey of course we will be underwhelmed !
Think the party scenes _ilder ! We should start writing !!
You could be onto something misspurefilth!! Think of them!! Frequently I do, was only talking about that at the weekend. I need to write some stories so I can afford a four poster bed for some scene recreation!
I'm thinking THE HOUSE OF FILTH (2) early 2015 !
Miss pure filth! Where do I sign? So you're saying it will definitely be a 'happy new year' then? Bring it on Madam!! The last one was the ultimate in many's eyes! "
Well I think it can be done again !
Top of the list for you _ilder ! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Although i will admit not the best written book in the world, but has opened the eyes of many to the kinkier side of things "
Yes I would agree there is a lot of people that have had an new outlook to sex because over it but not my cup of tea |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"It made me want to shoot her inner goddess repeatedly. ..... What a let down  "
I just wanted to try to shake some sense into her inner goddess about the abusive relationship she was falling into |
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"It made me want to shoot her inner goddess repeatedly. ..... What a let down
I just wanted to try to shake some sense into her inner goddess about the abusive relationship she was falling into "
She was too busy biting her lip to notice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fucking loved it I have to say!! Read em all in a week!! The story behind it was ott I agree but fuck it twas a wee bit kinky for a virgin like myself pml |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"Sales of duracell AA batteries peaked in the 6 months following the sales of the book.
Cant imagine why... lol ..
portable reading lamps perhaps ?"
Lol...that must be it...cause no amount of batteries would help get you off after reading that |
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I think, the reason this was so popular was that millions of women that tuttut at the thoughts of swingers.. Gasp at the idea of being spanked and practically bless themselves at the thoughts of being "taken" got their hands on a book that stimulated their imaginations. It brought very very soft bdsm into main stream. The people that have never ever been exposed to anything like this before that have missionary position, in the dark sex once a week for 15 mins suddenly had an "insight" to what might else be out there.
Most of us here are well past all that kinda thing and have bdsm/group sex exposure that some never ever will. So for us it was meh.. To some it was OMFG!
Wish I'd written it.. (Possibly better.. And harder..) I'd be very very happy spending my money.
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"I think, the reason this was so popular was that millions of women that tuttut at the thoughts of swingers.. Gasp at the idea of being spanked and practically bless themselves at the thoughts of being "taken" got their hands on a book that stimulated their imaginations. It brought very very soft bdsm into main stream. The people that have never ever been exposed to anything like this before that have missionary position, in the dark sex once a week for 15 mins suddenly had an "insight" to what might else be out there.
Most of us here are well past all that kinda thing and have bdsm/group sex exposure that some never ever will. So for us it was meh.. To some it was OMFG!
Wish I'd written it.. (Possibly better.. And harder..) I'd be very very happy spending my money.
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You and I both |
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"I think, the reason this was so popular was that millions of women that tuttut at the thoughts of swingers.. Gasp at the idea of being spanked and practically bless themselves at the thoughts of being "taken" got their hands on a book that stimulated their imaginations. It brought very very soft bdsm into main stream. The people that have never ever been exposed to anything like this before that have missionary position, in the dark sex once a week for 15 mins suddenly had an "insight" to what might else be out there.
Most of us here are well past all that kinda thing and have bdsm/group sex exposure that some never ever will. So for us it was meh.. To some it was OMFG!
Wish I'd written it.. (Possibly better.. And harder..) I'd be very very happy spending my money.
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Well said madam! You mean to tell me though that there's more positions than just missionary? I must research this further clearly.... |
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"I think, the reason this was so popular was that millions of women that tuttut at the thoughts of swingers.. Gasp at the idea of being spanked and practically bless themselves at the thoughts of being "taken" got their hands on a book that stimulated their imaginations. It brought very very soft bdsm into main stream. The people that have never ever been exposed to anything like this before that have missionary position, in the dark sex once a week for 15 mins suddenly had an "insight" to what might else be out there.
Most of us here are well past all that kinda thing and have bdsm/group sex exposure that some never ever will. So for us it was meh.. To some it was OMFG!
Wish I'd written it.. (Possibly better.. And harder..) I'd be very very happy spending my money.
Well said madam! You mean to tell me though that there's more positions than just missionary? I must research this further clearly.... "
is there! !! Who knew |
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"In an attempt to figure out / see for myself what all the fuss is about I've just completed '50 shades of Grey'. I'm intrigued to see what others thought of the book (particularly other guys opinions).
Personally I was terribly underwhelmed. I found myself laughing when there was any play being discussed as (spoiler alert) Christian was playing with Anna. Every thing was so 'amazing' and everyone seemed to cum together etc. it was as if Mills and Boom has just moved into the soft porn market. Even the BDSM aspects were oh so perfect it seemed.
I know its written as if its the opinion of a 22 year old female virgin and that's an inner monologue I (thankfully) never had to listen too but she wrecked my head! if I hear one more time about her inner feckin goddess ill throttle her. I'm not surprised Christian spanked her. She's lucky he didn't punch her! lol (not condoning domestic violence before the abusive mails start rolling in).
I get the whole oh he's rich and gorgeous and with a tortured beautiful soul I want to mother him aspect of it. That seems to 'do it' for a lot of women. In fairness when he started playing piano I nearly wept laughing (of course he plays piano!....)
The BDSM scenes didn't really turn me on to be honest. Perhaps I'm too hands on with anything like that and so hearing someone else's experience doesn't do it for me. If it was more visual then that'd be a different story. I can use my imagination (and frequently do) but nah I was bored and just wanted it to end. The only reason I kept going was to see where they took the story and for the (unintentional by the author) laughs I was getting.
I was thinking if it was written from Christian's point of view it'd be a much shorter story and more interesting. So here goes my stab at it.....
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(spoiler alert....)
So I met this hot 22 year old through work there a while back. She seemed quite keen so I made sure to chase her a bit (cause chicks dig that sh*t). I even tried the 'treat em mean and keep em keen' angle by trying to warn her to stay away from me. Turns out she's a feckin Virgin. Nice! I'll have that thanks very much. So anyway she's into my kinky ways and doesn't mind that I've got severe Mammy issues. She seems to quite like the 'tortured past' stories actually. So I f*cked her for a couple of weeks and threw a few gifts her way and then BAM! She walks out on me! B*tch!!
I don't know what I'm going to do now being a multi millionaire, tall, handsome, impeccably dressed, cultured, kinky young man that has women 'throwing' themselves at him.. I guess I'll figure something out. Now which extremely expensive suit will I wear today?
Oh yeah and so my bro starts banging her best mate. Turns out she's a goer too! Nice!
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Now that's a short story worth reading! Lol
I hope ye can see my tongue firmly in cheek. I know the book (and the other two that I don't expect to read) has been very popular with some of the women here but quite frankly it didn't have the desired effect on me. Granted I'm not in the desired demographic. I didn't learn much from it either (which was the other reason to read it lol) but perhaps I have more knowledge than many on such matters anyway . I just couldn't take it seriously.
Ah well. So what do others think if it? Any other lads gone through / suffered it?
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"In an attempt to figure out / see for myself what all the fuss is about I've just completed '50 shades of Grey'. I'm intrigued to see what others thought of the book (particularly other guys opinions).
Personally I was terribly underwhelmed. I found myself laughing when there was any play being discussed as (spoiler alert) Christian was playing with Anna. Every thing was so 'amazing' and everyone seemed to cum together etc. it was as if Mills and Boom has just moved into the soft porn market. Even the BDSM aspects were oh so perfect it seemed.
I know its written as if its the opinion of a 22 year old female virgin and that's an inner monologue I (thankfully) never had to listen too but she wrecked my head! if I hear one more time about her inner feckin goddess ill throttle her. I'm not surprised Christian spanked her. She's lucky he didn't punch her! lol (not condoning domestic violence before the abusive mails start rolling in).
I get the whole oh he's rich and gorgeous and with a tortured beautiful soul I want to mother him aspect of it. That seems to 'do it' for a lot of women. In fairness when he started playing piano I nearly wept laughing (of course he plays piano!....)
The BDSM scenes didn't really turn me on to be honest. Perhaps I'm too hands on with anything like that and so hearing someone else's experience doesn't do it for me. If it was more visual then that'd be a different story. I can use my imagination (and frequently do) but nah I was bored and just wanted it to end. The only reason I kept going was to see where they took the story and for the (unintentional by the author) laughs I was getting.
I was thinking if it was written from Christian's point of view it'd be a much shorter story and more interesting. So here goes my stab at it.....
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(spoiler alert....)
So I met this hot 22 year old through work there a while back. She seemed quite keen so I made sure to chase her a bit (cause chicks dig that sh*t). I even tried the 'treat em mean and keep em keen' angle by trying to warn her to stay away from me. Turns out she's a feckin Virgin. Nice! I'll have that thanks very much. So anyway she's into my kinky ways and doesn't mind that I've got severe Mammy issues. She seems to quite like the 'tortured past' stories actually. So I f*cked her for a couple of weeks and threw a few gifts her way and then BAM! She walks out on me! B*tch!!
I don't know what I'm going to do now being a multi millionaire, tall, handsome, impeccably dressed, cultured, kinky young man that has women 'throwing' themselves at him.. I guess I'll figure something out. Now which extremely expensive suit will I wear today?
Oh yeah and so my bro starts banging her best mate. Turns out she's a goer too! Nice!
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Now that's a short story worth reading! Lol
I hope ye can see my tongue firmly in cheek. I know the book (and the other two that I don't expect to read) has been very popular with some of the women here but quite frankly it didn't have the desired effect on me. Granted I'm not in the desired demographic. I didn't learn much from it either (which was the other reason to read it lol) but perhaps I have more knowledge than many on such matters anyway . I just couldn't take it seriously.
Ah well. So what do others think if it? Any other lads gone through / suffered it?
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never read it. And have no intention of doing so. But now I don't have to after your synopsis! Cheers  |
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It was the first naughty book I read, loved it until I discovered others and realised it was shite in comparison.
"The siren" is INCREDIBLE. So twisted, read the series so many times now.
I'm just a sucker for a horny book now, would love a kindle though... the bookshelf in the living room is disturbing.... I wonder if santa is reading along...
HINT HINT....
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By *ilder OP Man
over a year ago
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"It was the first naughty book I read, loved it until I discovered others and realised it was shite in comparison.
"The siren" is INCREDIBLE. So twisted, read the series so many times now.
I'm just a sucker for a horny book now, would love a kindle though... the bookshelf in the living room is disturbing.... I wonder if santa is reading along...
HINT HINT....
Rea
XxX"
Glad it started something for you! Seems to be the only good thing about it. It was an introduction to a form of kink for many, not me, but many. |
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I read the 3 books September 2 years ago while holidaying with a friend ..... at that time I was sex starved and totally frustrated and didn't know where to turn .... I enjoyed them at the time ....opened my eyes ..... ended up playing with a Turkish masseur but nearly a year on fab and looking back they are crap I could do much better myself lol |
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I loved it at the time. I was with my ex and our sex life left a lot to be desired. The poor guy didn't know what happened him while I was reading them  it did spice up our dying sex life for a while so I'm grateful for that and as links says, it opened my eyes and made me realise I wanted more than just boring.
Reading the book, our relationship ending and finding fab all combined pretty close together and I've gotten to explore a lot since
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"It was the first naughty book I read, loved it until I discovered others and realised it was shite in comparison.
"The siren" is INCREDIBLE. So twisted, read the series so many times now.
I'm just a sucker for a horny book now, would love a kindle though... the bookshelf in the living room is disturbing.... I wonder if santa is reading along...
HINT HINT....
Rea
XxX
Glad it started something for you! Seems to be the only good thing about it. It was an introduction to a form of kink for many, not me, but many. "
Ah, I was introduced to kink long before that :p |
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