Kunt and the gang.
I think their hit song "Use my arsehole as a cunt" is the highlight if you wanna have a look on Spotify, although "Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt" was technically their biggest success. Although for maximum swearyness you may try "Nobody spunks up a cunt any more".
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By *iscuits8Man 31 weeks ago
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"Kunt and the gang."
Absolutely. Listen to KATG on YouTube and get stuck down a rabbit hole 
Also check out their songs "The Wrong Ian Watkins", "I Was Pissed Out Of My Head" and, well there's one about Jimmy Savile that I won't even post the title too. They have a cracking Christmas song too. |
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"People= shit by Slipknot or if I'm wanting to relive my angsty teen days break stuff by limp bizkit hot dog as well by them as well"
Both banging tunes!
Is it Vol.3 that has next to no swearing, if any at all? 
Yummy Down On This by Bloodhound gang, not exactly sweary per se, but theres about 40 seconds of him pretending to gag on a cock  Mother nearly killed me for that one blasting from the stereo during the late teens  |
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"People= shit by Slipknot or if I'm wanting to relive my angsty teen days break stuff by limp bizkit hot dog as well by them as well
Both banging tunes!
Is it Vol.3 that has next to no swearing, if any at all?
Yummy Down On This by Bloodhound gang, not exactly sweary per se, but theres about 40 seconds of him pretending to gag on a cock Mother nearly killed me for that one blasting from the stereo during the late teens "
Yup volume 3. Corey wrote it as a fuck you to people that said he couldn't write without swearing. Paul Gray helped in the writing process and is thanked for it on skeptic
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"The Beautiful South
https://youtu.be/GYZfFKDsXHk?si=0LbvIaXfBim8GtrI
Dont marry her....Fuck me "
I didn't realise those were the real lyrics u till a few years ago. I couldn't believe it 
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"People= shit by Slipknot or if I'm wanting to relive my angsty teen days break stuff by limp bizkit hot dog as well by them as well
Both banging tunes!
Is it Vol.3 that has next to no swearing, if any at all?
Yummy Down On This by Bloodhound gang, not exactly sweary per se, but theres about 40 seconds of him pretending to gag on a cock Mother nearly killed me for that one blasting from the stereo during the late teens
Yup volume 3. Corey wrote it as a fuck you to people that said he couldn't write without swearing. Paul Gray helped in the writing process and is thanked for it on skeptic
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I think Corey has one of the greatest musical minds of our generation. |
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To the tune of The Streets of New York
I was ten years of age when I learned about wanking
with my hand in my pocket I took her to town
with the pushing and pulling and stroking and cranking
Once I picked it up, I could not put it down
I was wankin so much that my elbow got sore
my palms got all hairy and my eyesight got poor
and I said ah sure what could be better than this
except if I could give my Willie a kiss
My father once caught me pulling my toffee
and floggin my frog, while out in the bog
He said for this transgression you must go to confession
and tell all your sins to old Father McNab
I said Father I'm sorry for stretching my Larry
and for beating the Bishop to beat the old band
he said say ten Our Fathers and twenty Hail Marys
and an Act of Contrition for the sins of your hand
But as I was praying my hand started straying
and I felt the sensation vibratin' my rocks
and I reached for my ballocks and had one more frolic
before I vacated the confessional box |
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The Penis Song - Monty Python:
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world’s biggest prick!
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in a sock!
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they’ll stick you in the dock,
And you won’t. Cum. Back! |
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