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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.  |
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"You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable zMarch 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. "
ok cheeky ill be around to your place on march 14th. and i like my BJ well done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So be like asking how you like your steak done !!!!
How you like your bj done slow sensual Licking or sucking or in for the fast deep thrusting deep throat.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fully supporting this new holiday. Now need to get cooking lessons for mrs macmully so she can cook the steak. As for the blowjob she is brill at that.lol  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"So be like asking how you like your steak done !!!!
How you like your bj done slow sensual Licking or sucking or in for the fast deep thrusting deep throat.....
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Hmm wex all of the above starting slow ending deep an fast and of course don't for get the eye contact most important but most of all U have got to enjoy doing it ur self no point if U think its a chore |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So be like asking how you like your steak done !!!!
How you like your bj done slow sensual Licking or sucking or in for the fast deep thrusting deep throat.....
Hmm wex all of the above starting slow ending deep an fast and of course don't for get the eye contact most important but most of all U have got to enjoy doing it ur self no point if U think its a chore "
why is it the blokes love that giving eye contact whilst having a bj done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So be like asking how you like your steak done !!!!
How you like your bj done slow sensual Licking or sucking or in for the fast deep thrusting deep throat.....
Hmm wex all of the above starting slow ending deep an fast and of course don't for get the eye contact most important but most of all U have got to enjoy doing it ur self no point if U think its a chore "
why is it the blokes love that giving eye contact whilst having a bj done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So be like asking how you like your steak done !!!!
How you like your bj done slow sensual Licking or sucking or in for the fast deep thrusting deep throat.....
Hmm wex all of the above starting slow ending deep an fast and of course don't for get the eye contact most important but most of all U have got to enjoy doing it ur self no point if U think its a chore "
why is it the blokes love that giving eye contact whilst having a bj done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why is it the blokes love that giving eye contact whilst having a bj done "
Its the sexy look ye get when her eyes locks with ours. We get to know that she is enjoying the bj nearly as much as us. |
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