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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

Look you know I hate your family

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

What is the point of this thread? (7) !

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

I have lost my sense of smell

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By *lameBoyMan  over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

My antigen test is positive!

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By *enguin1Man  over a year ago

The sticks

You're not wearing that are ya?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What did you get me that for …….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't I give you that last year?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I forgot to collect the turkey

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

dublin

Is that it

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

city centre

Jez your arse looks massive in that

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

city centre


"What is the point of this thread? (7) ! "

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Santa's on the sex offenders register.

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Santi didn't come...

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By *elanie de la CoeurTV/TS  over a year ago

Dublin

I put LSD in the wine darling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's talk about the Covid vaccine...

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

What we need is another covid thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mams was better

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

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"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us "

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken? "

Just like you use 50 words when 10 will do to get your name known....I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex

Merry Christmas

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

dublin


"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken? "

Thats ruined my fecking christmas

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

city centre


"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

Thats ruined my fecking christmas "

Didn’t pull so ah tis early yet

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

city centre


"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken? "

Actually didn’t realise the “bah humbugs” had a profile here

It was the only name I mentioned

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


" I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex "

But does it actually produce any results?

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By *man79Man  over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I stuffed your bird ?

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

city centre


" I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex

But does it actually produce any results? "

Actually you really don’t get it at all.

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

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By *tarman44Man  over a year ago

waterford

You wanted nuthing, I got you nuthing

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


" I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex

But does it actually produce any results? "

Yes...

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By *lay rock69Man  over a year ago

monaghan

Single home alone on my own

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By *uv2kissMan  over a year ago

fenland

Your sister is a better fuck

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them "

An inquisitorial open-minded approach is very frequently a more effective conversational technique for eliciting information about a topic, rather than an adversarial mindset, from my experience! I merely expressed bemusement...

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

An inquisitorial open-minded approach is very frequently a more effective conversational technique for eliciting information about a topic, rather than an adversarial mindset, from my experience! I merely expressed bemusement... "

You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

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By *lameBoyMan  over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin


"

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

An inquisitorial open-minded approach is very frequently a more effective conversational technique for eliciting information about a topic, rather than an adversarial mindset, from my experience! I merely expressed bemusement...

You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

"

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

dublin


"

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

An inquisitorial open-minded approach is very frequently a more effective conversational technique for eliciting information about a topic, rather than an adversarial mindset, from my experience! I merely expressed bemusement...

You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

"

Now now lets be merry and joyus

Or in swing terms lets be merry and join us

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


" You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

"

Autodidacts with an extensive vocubulary rarely ever need to consult a thesaurus; in fact I have never owned, nor ever had the necessity to consult, such a tome!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Santa Clause is coming to kill you

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By *hyeyesMan  over a year ago

meath

Ur pregnant , but I've had a vasectomy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Autodidacts with an extensive vocubulary rarely ever need to consult a thesaurus; in fact I have never owned, nor ever had the necessity to consult, such a tome! "

You use the online version, yeah?

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"

Autodidacts with an extensive vocubulary rarely ever need to consult a thesaurus; in fact I have never owned, nor ever had the necessity to consult, such a tome!

You use the online version, yeah?"

I always use my own petsonal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare

My parents werent that into Christmas

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By *teppenwolfMan  over a year ago

Cork and Limerick

Why is the turkey dry again love?

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By *ezoMan  over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Never heard of Christmas, what is it?"

"I have decided to become a prostitute."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grandma got run over by a reindeer .killed it in 7 words .where's my prize ?

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"Grandma got run over by a reindeer .killed it in 7 words .where's my prize ? "

Coffee and a donut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I always use my own petsonal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy! "

Yeah, you don't need a thesaurus, you need an English style guide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fucked your mom

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

dublin

I saw mommy sucking santa clause

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"I saw mommy sucking santa clause "

Brilliant CJ

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"

I always use my own personal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

Yeah, you don't need a thesaurus, you need an English style guide"

The challenge set by the OP was to ruin Christmas in 7 words or more; although I took more than 7 words, it would appear that my irritating verbose postings effectively did achieve my objective of ruining Christmas, for some!

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"

I always use my own personal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

Yeah, you don't need a thesaurus, you need an English style guide

The challenge set by the OP was to ruin Christmas in 7 words or more; although I took more than 7 words, it would appear that my irritating verbose postings effectively did achieve my objective of ruining Christmas, for some! "

It was 7 words.....or less

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By *lderandbolderMan  over a year ago

clonakilty

I rode your sister last night

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By *reenlanerCouple  over a year ago

bournemouth

I dont want that present

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Vomiting bug

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wutang putang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/12/21 19:41:46]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your dad licks better then you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't believe in Santa he's fake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't believe in Santa he's fake "

What do you mean

No he’s not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't believe in Santa he's fake

What do you mean

No he’s not "

My response served it's purpose lol.

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By *otstuff21Man  over a year ago

kill

Turkey is very tough ham is chewy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have been sleeping with your mum.

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By *onderingpurposeMan  over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 26/12/21 21:44:32]

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By *onderingpurposeMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Your brother bought me a new fleshlight

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By *hyeyesMan  over a year ago

meath


"Vomiting bug"

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"I have been sleeping with your mum."

Then I feel sorry for you

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Your brother bought me a new fleshlight"

So you finally leave him be?

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By *onnrodMan  over a year ago

moira

Turkey is just a big dry chicken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The WiFi is down ffs

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By *ezoMan  over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Dude, your sisters hot, but mother is banging!"

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By *onnrodMan  over a year ago

moira

Some of you can't count for shit

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By *ezoMan  over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Some of you can't count for shit "

Quite right sorry meant to post it like this.

"Dude, your sisters hot, but mother's banging!"

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