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The Funniest Reason Why!!!!!
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 I fell and missed the bus
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"I cleaned my shoes for him cos I know he's fussy about things like that, but then they were too slippy I fell and missed the bus
Sorry Fast "Keeps stealing the Nutella | |||
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"I’m too busy plaiting my toe hair " | |||
"[Removed by poster at 08/12/21 09:58:41]" I was watching an Elvis movie that I mistakenly thought was based on their life story. | |||
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"Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio "Got distracted waiting for Right Said Fred to start a rendition of "I'm too sexy" in their public video... | |||
"Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio
Got distracted waiting for Right Said Fred to start a rendition of "I'm too sexy" in their public video... "I got taken by a group of bearded, hairy, heavily tattooed bikers. They didn't let me go until I learned their code of conduct by heart | |||
"Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio
Got distracted waiting for Right Said Fred to start a rendition of "I'm too sexy" in their public video...
I got taken by a group of bearded, hairy, heavily tattooed bikers. They didn't let me go until I learned their code of conduct by heart "Intimated by not knowing my gazpacho from my pintxos | |||
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"I couldn't find my brick" Got distracted watching a Groucho Marx film | |||
"I couldn't find my brick Got distracted watching a Groucho Marx film " Lost his spanner | |||
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"Spider-Man stole my car keys " I have a leaky roof! | |||
"Spider-Man stole my car keys I have a leaky roof!" Hahaha I actually leaked my pants a bit there lmao | |||
"Spider-Man stole my car keys I have a leaky roof! Hahaha I actually leaked my pants a bit there lmao" I'm on the naughty | |||
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"Lost my false teeth "Not necessarily a bad thing… | |||
"Lost my false teeth
Not necessarily a bad thing… "Gummy BJ eh....... | |||
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"Got locked in off license trying to pick him out a nice bottle of wine "Came down with a serious case of boob envy | |||
"Got locked in off license trying to pick him out a nice bottle of wine
Came down with a serious case of boob envy"Was worried I'd finish prematurely with all the sexiness!! | |||
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"Got a serious dose of the runs, literally tied to the toilet " | |||
"Got a serious dose of the runs, literally tied to the toilet "I was going to meet them but when she said yes I thought she meant no | |||
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"My Elf on the Shelf got stuck in a tight spot "Couldn't find the batmobile keys | |||
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"Told me he ran out of donuts "I allergic to cucumber  | |||
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"Better ass than mine "I just don't like Carlow. It feels grey. | |||
"Better ass than mine
I just don't like Carlow. It feels grey. "you don't like Carlow we can never meet | |||
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"He's so big and tall - I just get lost and bewildered looking for him
"your hidden and i can't find you | |||
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"You look very pale (covid ) " From Kildare.... | |||
"You look very pale (covid ) " i can't see you so | |||
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"Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons "not a great excuse for i use Barrys tea too | |||
"Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons not a great excuse for i use Barrys tea too "Barry's Tea is scusting | |||
"Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons not a great excuse for i use Barrys tea too
Barry's Tea is scusting "got a flat tyre | |||
"You look very pale (covid ) "  | |||
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"He asked to wear my stockings "She'd kept me up late drinking in hotel lobbies | |||
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"He wouldn't stay up late with us drinking " she's a man city fan | |||
"He wouldn't stay up late with us drinking she's a man city fan " Hahahaha | |||
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"He conditiones his chest hair "Ya prefer Carlow Soccer refs | |||
"He conditiones his chest hair
Ya prefer Carlow Soccer refs "he's from tipperary enough said | |||
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"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate "She's a Liverpool fan | |||
"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate
She's a Liverpool fan "Terrible taste in football shirts | |||
"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate
She's a Liverpool fan
Terrible taste in football shirts "too far award | |||
"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate
She's a Liverpool fan
Terrible taste in football shirts too far award "He didn't read my profile where it clearly says I am from Limerick and.not Tipperary ... enough said | |||
"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate
She's a Liverpool fan
Terrible taste in football shirts too far award
He didn't read my profile where it clearly says I am from Limerick and.not Tipperary ... enough said "He refused to wear his kilt | |||
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"She won't share her plumber "Couldn't spot you in the crowd, with the Where's Wally socks on | |||
"She won't share her plumber "My plumber is freelance
She has better sexy outfits than I do | |||
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"She won't share her plumber
Couldn't spot you in the crowd, with the Where's Wally socks on"He needs to go to specsavers | |||
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"She won't share her plumber
Couldn't spot you in the crowd, with the Where's Wally socks on
He needs to go to specsavers "Specsavers gave me the wrong prescription. | |||
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"Its a long way from clare to here "That it is. Hope my car starts | |||
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"She’s allergic to dildos "Esp preloved ones | |||
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"We ended up at the wrong pole "I thought Duo was short for Do One!! | |||
