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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok I'm in work setting up a machine and the boss is down every 5 minutes asking is it ready to go yet (even though he knows it takes 60-90 minutes to do). And it got me thinking about silly questions that get asked every day. So I'm wondering what are yours ? |
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"Would you rather permanently look like a Fish or smell like a Fish?
Can you mask the smell or will you smell like a fish no matter what you do ?"
You will smell like a fish no matter what, sorry, I don't make the rules... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you rather permanently look like a Fish or smell like a Fish?
Can you mask the smell or will you smell like a fish no matter what you do ?
You will smell like a fish no matter what, sorry, I don't make the rules..."
If that's the case then I may change my name to big Billy bass lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What you into messages. ..no random person off the internet I'm not immediately going to tell you I can only reach orgasm with a Jameson bottle shoved up my fanny with a brown paper bag over my head. |
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"What you into messages. ..no random person off the internet I'm not immediately going to tell you I can only reach orgasm with a Jameson bottle shoved up my fanny with a brown paper bag over my head. "
Think I'll steal that one tho lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any news?
Anything strange?
These questions were even more infuriating when in middle of level 5 lockdowns!"
Hahaha.....sorry I had to chuckle at that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has to be, Any fun lately.. 
Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that
Same
What about if they say it in bed to you  "
I'll let you know Sunday morning  |
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"What you into messages. ..no random person off the internet I'm not immediately going to tell you I can only reach orgasm with a Jameson bottle shoved up my fanny with a brown paper bag over my head. "
All I'll say is that you have good taste in whiskey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about silly threads and silly posts. Not here now of course. There's never any silly posts in here"
All depends on what you consider silly? Yiu might think it's silly but it could be important to someone else. Everyone has their own individual tastes and likes and dislikes....... anyway fromage frais |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"
Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"
Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you. "
I got that message before and I went for it and it was awesome  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"
Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.
I got that message before and I went for it and it was awesome "
The best 2mins of her life eh..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"
Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you. "
Somebody told me I was a fake profile this morning because I said no thanks to his come over now anf fuck me message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"
Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.
Somebody told me I was a fake profile this morning because I said no thanks to his come over now anf fuck me message "
That is literally what we tell people when they send that type of mail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"
Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.
I got that message before and I went for it and it was awesome
The best 2mins of her life eh..... "
If you include the foreplay then yeah….  |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
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so many said above kinda bug me
'How's fab treating you'
'any fun planned/ had'
'you have been busy'
'what you up upto'( 11pm at night )
has to be something they can think or to draw you in bar that shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What would you like me to do for you questions....mmmm I've a really dirty job for you ya naughty boy. Will you come over and put the bins out for me..that usually kills the conversation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would you like me to do for you questions....mmmm I've a really dirty job for you ya naughty boy. Will you come over and put the bins out for me..that usually kills the conversation "
Or clean the bathroom. One job that breaks my soul every week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are you wearing questions.. mmmm I'm wearing my Christmas fleece onesie from last year and I've not brushed my hair for a week. That making you hard big boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys asking if I want my cock sucked. If they bothered to read the profile they would see that I am perfectly happy to have it sucked…but not by a guy!"
Yep. I hear ya with that one. Especially the ones who claim to be a couple and the man wants to meet you on your own first to sample your cock.  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Ok I'm in work setting up a machine and the boss is down every 5 minutes asking is it ready to go yet (even though he knows it takes 60-90 minutes to do). And it got me thinking about silly questions that get asked every day. So I'm wondering what are yours ?"
Are you being subjected to micromanagement? Serious question, serious issue! |
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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago
just about northside |
"Ok I'm in work setting up a machine and the boss is down every 5 minutes asking is it ready to go yet (even though he knows it takes 60-90 minutes to do). And it got me thinking about silly questions that get asked every day. So I'm wondering what are yours ?"
I started a new job years ago. My boss needed a complicated report done with zero errors. Normally would take the day research and complete. Less than an hour in he started asking for it. I got so frustrated I said the unimaginable and told him fuck off. His face nearly dropped. I was let go eventually. The prick. |
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