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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Over use of the word moistness 
Secretly loves dick pics :P"
Ummm something about something..
I dunno I started to read the profile to get some material and lost the will to live |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over use of the word moistness
Secretly loves dick pics :P
Ummm something about something..
I dunno I started to read the profile to get some material and lost the will to live"
I mean thats fair enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves dick pics
Has tits so big you could put a nipple in each ear and listen to yourself cumming in stereo!!!
I'm actually roaring hahaha"
Shrink wrap under lots of tension !! |
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By *quinnMan
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Thought he was sound.. then realised he was a Southsider 
A Dub say no more........ "
Lolly doesnt actually enjoy pints at all, she only drinks sparkling water but wants the men to think she does |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Thought he was sound.. then realised he was a Southsider
A Dub say no more........
Lolly doesnt actually enjoy pints at all, she only drinks sparkling water but wants the men to think she does "
Lives in a bathroom |
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"Has boobies
Will smoother from holding his breath in
Should rename himself smallsack
All tits ...no brains
All arse,no tits!!!
Could grow a pony tail out of his arse hair "
Arms could grow 4 foot to fit into his sleeves |
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"Has boobies
Will smoother from holding his breath in
Should rename himself smallsack
Excellent burn
it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon "
No sack  |
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"Has boobies
Will smoother from holding his breath in
Should rename himself smallsack
Excellent burn
it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon
No sack "
Moley hole |
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"Has boobies
Will smoother from holding his breath in
Should rename himself smallsack
Excellent burn
it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon
No sack
Moley hole "
Last chicken in Tesco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A crack that goes on for miles
Owns one pair of boxers
Doesn't own any
Commando all the way!
Can't really say anything with the Leonard Cohen reference in your profile "
If it's a Cohen line you're after...
I'm your man.  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Ever heard of blurring out your pictures not scribble on them
Actually lives in Dalkey and loves Caviar "
Going on the pup payment for christmas since his pantomime Snow White and the seven perverts was cancelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever heard of blurring out your pictures not scribble on them
Actually lives in Dalkey and loves Caviar
Going on the pup payment for christmas since his pantomime Snow White and the seven perverts was cancelled "
That it? This fella couldn’t roast a chicken |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Models herself on Blanch from the Golden Girls 
All he wants for Christmas is new sparkly baubles to go with his sparkly dick
Chewbaccas stunt double"
Was a bit tied up so couldn’t do the bdsm test |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas
Needs a better tripod
Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!
Has plenty of hair for the winter "
Long if sack short if brain |
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By *quinnMan
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas
Needs a better tripod
Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!
Has plenty of hair for the winter "
Actually has a very average sized sack... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas
Needs a better tripod
Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!
Has plenty of hair for the winter
Actually has a very average sized sack..."
Slow off the mark |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas
Needs a better tripod
Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!
Has plenty of hair for the winter
Actually has a very average sized sack...
Slow off the mark"
Hasn't a clue where she's going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeps losing his contacts on hotel room floors
She bent down to pick up a penny as she's notoriously tight and some lad who lost his contacts parked his bike between her arse cheeks.  "
Is a pathological liar |
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