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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fabbers,
There has been, to my eyes, a worrying upsurge in the trading of body parts (arms, legs, kidneys and even testicles) for the opportunity to spend time with some of our fellow fabbers.
So my question to you forumites is:
What would you give for an evening with me?
T's and C's apply:
1. The OP may accept more than one offer.
2. The acceptance of any offers is for the chance of an an evening with the OP, it does not guarantee the same.
3. Any Testicles offered need to be pickled
4. As always boobs to the front of the queue this does not affect your statutory consumer rights. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does trading of bodily secretions count too...only I've just left a turd in the toilet 
Open to offers in exchange thereof if OP passes  "
Firstly ewwwwww
Secondly get your own thread |
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"Does trading of bodily secretions count too...only I've just left a turd in the toilet
Open to offers in exchange thereof if OP passes
Firstly ewwwwww
Secondly get your own thread"
That's me told
Toodlepips  |
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"Steak meal at a Wetherspoon 
Wetherspoons?
Ah here lads at least pretend to like me"
Ok, so...I'll whisk you off in my imaginary helicopter to Paris for a rosmantic candlelit dinner, afterwards we walk hand in hand down the paved walkways into divine and orgasmic ecstasy at the best hotel money can buy...
Only I can't afford it currently and I generally don't buy people's affection |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I clipped my toenails this morning I could gather them up and offer them. 
Can they be arranged into a picture or kind message first at least?"
Sigh you're very demanding but I'll see what I can do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr "
Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr
Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least"
Well now I'm highly insulted I painted them red and wrapped them up in a piece of unused loo paper for you and that's the thanks I get for all that effort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm donating my menopot to this worthy cause
I had to Google that
I assume that's Lee's from comfort eating?"
Dammit, let me have just one thing for myself, will you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr
Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least
Well now I'm highly insulted I painted them red and wrapped them up in a piece of unused loo paper for you and that's the thanks I get for all that effort. "
C'mon Bo that wasn't stated in your initial entry and this is all out war....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm donating my menopot to this worthy cause
I had to Google that
I assume that's Lee's from comfort eating?
Dammit, let me have just one thing for myself, will you"
Fine, you can keep the menopot  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr
Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least
Well now I'm highly insulted I painted them red and wrapped them up in a piece of unused loo paper for you and that's the thanks I get for all that effort.
C'mon Bo that wasn't stated in your initial entry and this is all out war....
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Ah see I'm more of a lover than a fighter that is the issue so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Neither of us would want to waste a whole evening, so I'd offer you my opinion on a topic of your choice over a morning coffee. "
It's scary enough getting your opinions from behind a screen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id help with with that jumper you are struggling to remove since September. It looks like it may be a bit too tight
Rub, you are so smooth im here laughing and thinking what a charmer  "
Its all tongue in cheek you know |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
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"Id help with with that jumper you are struggling to remove since September. It looks like it may be a bit too tight
Rub, you are so smooth im here laughing and thinking what a charmer
Its all tongue in cheek you know "
ohhhh I know, I really do |
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