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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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Doris & Ethel had recovered after a nap, and decided to....

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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Go to McDonalds for breakfast.

After that they got a train into London to revisit the queen.

She…

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

Had just invited some friend round so they wher just in time for tea

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Camilla was there too. She poured Doris and Ethel a cup of Darjeeling then said ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Hello darling time for your

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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Massage with Charles.

Can we come too said Ethel and Doris?

Ladies…

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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you're more than welcome, but just watch out for....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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The Lion's they are huge around here so...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They carefully went into the garden where they found Charles with his trousers round his ankles and Camilla

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

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beckoning over a butler to rub Royal Jelly into his bum cheeks. The butler said ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a cheek you've got Charles and

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

would Sir like me to rub a blob on his knob ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Or would sir like to go for a walk either way of they went holding hands

Suddenly bahuma appeared from the...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Previous thread and said what am I still doing here?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Bahuma had a hot dress on and

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

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said from now on you must all call me The Great Bahuma because ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Because I can cast spells said the Great Bahuma and...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With that she made herself disappear from the thread ! Meanwhile...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Bahuma the great returned dressed in Vivienne Westwood and wearing Hi heels she glided like a swan Ethel and Doris were cheering her on saying go girl walk that walk and..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Then she disappeared completely in a cloud of magnificence and eroticism.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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And came back on a...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Racehorse that galloped like the wind and they both rode off into the sunset, never to be seen again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/07/21 18:03:46]

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

"Hey Camilla" said Charles "Did you notice that racehorse had a face exactly like yours". Camilla whacked him on the head with the jar of Royal Jelly and stormed off back into the palace.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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""Hey Camilla" said Charles "Did you notice that racehorse had a face exactly like yours". Camilla whacked him on the head with the jar of Royal Jelly and stormed off back into the palace. "

Then had a cup of tea and scones with the

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

telly on and her feet on a pouffe.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"telly on and her feet on a pouffe."

You make me laugh sally said Bahuma then.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

So Camilla picked up the remote and clicked off the TV. She was bored of the Buhama and Sally Show. Tacky trash. Instead she decided to ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Have a wank..

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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but the batteries had died on her favourite vibrator, so she...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"but the batteries had died on her favourite vibrator, so she..."

Asked

Bahuma.

.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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"but the batteries had died on her favourite vibrator, so she...

Asked

Bahuma.

.

"

But Bahuma had long since gone to live on another planet, so Ethel offered to...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Go and see bahuma on this beautiful new world where...

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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He lived with Gordon the gopher,Spit the dog and Orville.

As that’s where everyone liked it up the arse.

Ethel smiled and…

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Bahuma did a dance then...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

the Uber arrived to take Bahuma home. Ethel, Doris and Camilla were so relieved they decided to celebrate by ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"the Uber arrived to take Bahuma home. Ethel, Doris and Camilla were so relieved they decided to celebrate by ..."

Inviting Bahuma back because...

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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They got the queens guards to shoot Bahuma dead.

Then the party really started.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"They got the queens guards to shoot Bahuma dead.

Then the party really started.

"

But bahuma survived and became

Dolores after so much surgery...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

The Grenadier Guards marched over her dead body as Camilla cracked open a bottle of Grenadine. "Cocktail time" she shouted "anyone up for a long sloe comfortable screw" ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Out ran an alien and said yes

Screw screw

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Out ran an alien and said yes

Screw screw"

The alien said what's sloe

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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Slide leg over Ethel.

Now there’s a thought said the alien.

Thinking…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where did I leave my anal probe?

Meanwhile Dave had escaped from the Tower of London and arrived on a

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Where did I leave my anal probe?

Meanwhile Dave had escaped from the Tower of London and arrived on a "

Alien

So Doris sang...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Hello kitty then Doris and Ethel

Went to see a show the show was.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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OP how old are Ethel and Doris

Can you please tell us more about them

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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They're as old as their hair, and a little bit older than the teeth that they used to have

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"They're as old as their hair, and a little bit older than the teeth that they used to have "

80s

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

So Ethel and Doris went to a show

Magic Mike was showing so in they went

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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Camilla was there and invited them into the VIP area.

Where they…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Found the cast of Eastenders eating pie and mash while taking part in a group

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Sing-a-long of knees up mother Brown

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Then they looked for some sticks to start a fire with to cook lobby on the outside stove and

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

then an argument started between the Mitchell brothers over whether it was lobby or scouse. Phil Mitchell got out his phone to call Paul O'Grady to settle the matter but ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Paul o grady was dressed as lily savage so tried fighting everyone with hi heels then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peggy Mitchell rose from the dead and said What's all this then? And poked Lily Savage with an enormous rubber

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Wig

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wam

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Then bahuma returned with a

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Announcement that she was retiring from all threads and so she waved everyone goodbye !

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Announcement that she was retiring from all threads and so she waved everyone goodbye !"

Then bahuma said its April the first il be sticking around for ever hahahaha

It's called the leblooms Bahuma show where you can...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watch Leo and Bahuma having tantric sex on subscription tv. Doris said who wants to watch that

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Watch Leo and Bahuma having tantric sex on subscription tv. Doris said who wants to watch that "

Yasmeen does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But unfortunately her Wi-Fi was terrible so she had to watch the Olympics instead where

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

Longfield

Where Charles was doing the back stroke with his ears.

And…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doris and Ethel competed in the very mixed doubles against

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Doris and Ethel competed in the very mixed doubles against "

Bahuma

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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No Bahuma is a beautiful soul and is here to stay she can do the

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fandango with Len Goodman and Camilla wearing a black tutu and

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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One day came George knocking on Ethels door let me in Ethel he shouted.

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

But meanwhile at the forgotten magic Mike show

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Ethel said its best forgotten

So...

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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They left, and went back to The Cock Inn, Al was in the middle of serving....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

cock in a Yorkshire Pudding. His speciality but an aquired taste as he liked to garnish it with ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Jizz

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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They they all said all that jazz to Liza minelli who

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Said life is a Cabaret and I want to see Magic Mike get his kit off! Doris and Ethel agreed so they jumped in a

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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Taxi driven by The Stig, and went to....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Derby Royal Legion where Magic Mike was getting oiled up by his assistant called

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Betty lynchlychee who

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Wore pink lipstick and blue eyeshadow to match her...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Pink and blue minidress, pink and blue hair and pink and blue shoes, one of each. As she oiled Mike she ...

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

Longfield

[Removed by poster at 28/07/21 07:34:34]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed his pants with the poster above at 28/07/21 07:34:34]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But once Mike had his pants removed everyone could see that he was actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Oooh”, said Ethel. “I recognise that sausage.” As she caught a glimpse of the Toad in The Hole that Leo had just displayed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The secret to a perfect Toad in the Hole is a good size sausage and the right consistency of batter. Unfortunately Doris said this one was far too sticky and

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Tiny so she made lobby...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

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but no one noticed as they were all too busy doing the conga with Mike and Bet Lynchlychee. Then ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The police burst in and said everyone get these handcuffs on !

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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And let's dance to...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Roxanne. "Would anyone like a go with my truncheon ?" Ethel said ...

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

This is getting silly now said Doris

You keep leading me astray and I’m getting to,old for all this excitement

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But Ethel said, You're only as old as the man you feel, and my hands are all over

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

The bloody place but if you want to be a mardy arse then we will go home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right after I’ve finished polishing these plums.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So she shone those juicy plums until they glowed but then she got carried away and started rubbing too hard and suddenly

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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They burst all over Ethels head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And the sticky hot juice ran into her eyes so she couldn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Walk the walk

Or talk the talk so she

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

see the pond and fell right into it with a huge splash. She was flailing and thrashing about in the water when ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mermaid appeared and pulled her out. The mermaid had the tail of a fish and the face of

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Gorilla then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out of nowhere

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Leoblooms turned up again with no knickers on

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

The gorillamaid reached out a hairy hand and made a grab for his dangly bits

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Quickly Leo ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But thankfully he'd borrowed some of Magic Mike's oil and the fishy brute couldn't get a grip.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"But thankfully he'd borrowed some of Magic Mike's oil and the fishy brute couldn't get a grip."

But he did leoblooms

Fainted only to find a beautiful ghost sucking the life out of his tool..m

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Then he came round and opened his eyes and realised it was Ethel. Quickly he ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Then he came round and opened his eyes and realised it was Ethel. Quickly he ..."

Fingered his bumhole licking his lips he...

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

asked Doris if she wanted to suck his fingers. Doris replied ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"asked Doris if she wanted to suck his fingers. Doris replied ..."

Get the fuck away

They stink

So

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leo quickly left the story with the Gorillamaid and Bahuma. Meanwhile Doris, Ethel and Dave...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Leo quickly left the story with the Gorillamaid and Bahuma. Meanwhile Doris, Ethel and Dave..."

Invited leoblooms back to study his

Fingers then...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Grabbed leoblooms and statred to study those fingers on to find

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Grabbed leoblooms and statred to study those fingers on to find "

Only*****

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

Longfield

He had stuck his fingers in a pot of Nutella to cover the smell of poo.

Forgetting about what was underneath Ethel starting…

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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To lick the finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nails of Camila but Prince Charles said stop, she’s allergic to

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Onions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And gravy pies. If she eats one she comes out in a rash on her

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Big toe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And her buttocks so Charles had to rub them with

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Potato water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From Mr Mystique

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"From Mr Mystique"

Whos he

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Said Charles and Camilla replied

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Hes the man I love anyway charles and camilla went to India never to return and Naomi Campbell turned up wearing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me heels and a pair of dungarees. Blimey said Doris, you look

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Just like Tyra banks to which

Naomi Campbell replied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never heard of him. Doris and Ethel greeted Naomi with a hug and a big kiss on both

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"I’ve never heard of him. Doris and Ethel greeted Naomi with a hug and a big kiss on both"

Feet

Tyra banks is a woman a model naomi screamed...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And then fainted at Dave’s feet. He threw an ice bucket all over her

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Then kissed her bum

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Then Magenta divine turned up wearing clogs and a blue mask...

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

Again Doris was confused as to how many different people kept just turning up out of the blue

Why don’t they all just fuck off now and leave us alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So Doris and Ethel found themselves alone in the woods and began

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

Longfield

To dig a hole.

But what was it for?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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First magenta defines feet...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"First magenta defines feet..."

Devines

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, the Hole was actually for Dave to hide in when he saw

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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The ...

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Size of it and couldn't jump. Instead he

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Jumped over it

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And landed on top of

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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The mini bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A one-eyed squirrel in a tracksuit. “Oi! Do you mind?!” Said the squirrel. And scurried off up a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And in the tree there lived a whole family of randy squirrels who spent all day playing with each other's nuts and

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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To find a tiger

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Who lived in the shed owned by Mrs

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Blooms with a smelly bum

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Per crop of cucumbers which were very popular with local ladies who used them to

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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Then Doris and Ethel thought, maybe Yassy and Leo should get a room...

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Then Doris and Ethel thought, maybe Yassy and Leo should get a room..."

We are x

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

Longfield

I wonder if we could watch said Doris.

You..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can all watch said Dave who was filming the event for skysports

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"I wonder if we could watch said Doris.

You.."

Walk the walk

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Can all watch said Dave who was filming the event for skysports"

What sports we doing

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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Anything water.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Anything water."

Making an igloo

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Was not possible as it was July but they all gathered some ice cubes and put them

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Was not possible as it was July but they all gathered some ice cubes and put them "

In leoblooms gob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let of champagne so everyone had a cool drink and went to sleep.x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Then bahuma arrived

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Oh no said everyone

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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But bahuma showed her

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By *leasebegentleCouple  over a year ago

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Fanny..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

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Doris said can the next thread be Doris Ethel and Bahuma

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"Fanny.."

The fishy fanny

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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and

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they

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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went

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to

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