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Club Mystique Tenerife

Rating: OK
We have attended clubs in the uk so thought we would give this a go

We sat in the bar area thinking this might be a great place to meet people in relaxed area ..drinks chat and a bit of a flirt and maybe move on to have a bit of fun

But it was crowed and the music was VERY loud and while we love loud music we felt that there should have been some place where you could chat and chill

We then moved on to yhe play areas which were very busy again and again not moaning but felt it was VERY FULL ON with guys taking g for granted that they could just jump on and do what they wanted

We did find somewhere to relax..right by the TV which was showing porn BUT this was by the door where the smokers went out and everytime the door was opened or LETF open the smell of smoke was overwhelming

This wasn't far from the jacuzzi so relaxing and chilling in there also meant the smell of smoke

We went to play in the big room where there was alot going on but juicy went ass over tit as someone had spilled a drink on the floor do that was very wet with not only her falling over but people also nearly hitting the floor

This might sound like a very negative review but we can only right of our experience...


Date: 28 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Visited this wonderful club on 18th August for my first swingers club experience and I wasn't disappointed, was a little apprehensive going as a single guy but the staff and clientele where very friendly, will return when I get back to Tenerife.

Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fun
Back again to my favourite club.

What a night that was last night.

Stunning people in attendance, clean and relaxed club, great bar staff and owners, very welcoming and the best venue you could ask for.

That good I’ll see you again tonight.

Pud x


Date: 26 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
First visit to the ‘new’ Mystique since moving from the amazing venue in Las Americas to Adeje, so was looking forward to seeing the club at another location. We loved being on the roof terrace listening to the sound of the sea, so was gutted that this would be lost. However, the one loss was met with many more advantages and the club has gone from strength to strength. The decor is equally if not more classy and chic and the layout is way better which makes this club a must visit for those who like the Xtasia, Townhouse, Play, Secret in PDI nightclub with a separate play area naughty vibe. Plenty of rooms to have fun and also a wet area to chillax in. Swingers heading to Tenerife should put Mystique as a must visit. Thank you for the warm welcome. Loved the new venue and an awesome team looking after us. Jordan and Lizzie xx

Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fun
Just back to our hotel after a great evening at Club Mystique! We both had a wonderful time. Nic had the company of 6 guys - all of whom were polite and friendly. It’s a great club (our fist visit). A big thank you to the bar man, who sorted out a taxi for us and getting us out of an unwanted situation.

Date: 28 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
I went here with a sexy other for the Friday and took his club virginity. My first time outside the UK in a club and I was made to feel like a Queen, felt so comfortable and the place was immaculate, affordable, friendly and great people. We loved it so much we went back on the Saturday night too and made some great friends, had amazing sex, adored the hot tub jacuzzi and bar people were total eye candy. Managers were so lovely and hands on involved too, so everyone was made to feel welcome. And when I was outside at end to cool off and vape and a drunk man came off the street, staff were instant and so brilliant. I felt safe, unjudged and very happy here and definitely will be back. Ps. I bought my first and absolute true love from here, my lilac kitten tail!!! And wore it ofcourse both nights :D

Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: OK
To clear things up, because you're missing out a big part forgot to tell that your "male" partner yesterday is not Trans!!!!

He's a cross dresser, coming in our club dressed as a female with heels, dress and wick and when paid entrance fee as "a single Lady" he goes in the back walking around in boxers as male, leaving his heels, wick and dress in the locker!!!!!

Wen my husband & one other staff member at the door trying to explain that this is not acceptable on a Saturday (because Saturday is couples and single ladies night) and offers you 3 to pay entrance fee as one couple (male + female) and one single lady....a difference of 10 euro....you

accused him of discrimination and his blood started boiling because these are words we do not use and we never, never, never do that......

Our club is open for all people LGBT whatever their sexual orientation or preferences ??

We have lots of Trans/Travestie and cross dressers in our club all year round, but always keep their "female identity in the whole club" when entering in our club as a female!!!

The Wednesday, Thursday and Friday are mixed for couples and singles so that's why nobody said anything during the week.

I'm sorry when you refuse to not understand this but DO NOT ACCUSE US OF DISCRIMINATION!!!!!

Kind regards Nora


Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: OK
5 ladies and 1 trans been in Tenerife and visited this club a few times. Was gonna give it a great review, bu tonight it was couples and single females, yet they wouldn’t let our trans friend in even thou said friend had contacted prior to turning up to the club and spoke via what’s app on her identity .What happened to equality? They were happy to take her money all week when they weren’t busy. The 6 of us have been active swingers for years and have been to dozens of clubs and never had an issue nor have other clubs shown such discrimination. At this present time where diversity and equality is accepted strongly the discrimination that my friend has been subjected to is absolutely disgusting and distasteful in a lot of ways.

Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fun
Attended this club last July, normal Wednesday night & couples night on Saturday. Was a TOTAL BLAST, me rounding up all the single men for a bukkake was a real treat! Cannot recommend enough! Beautiful interior!! Will be attending next time I’m over in Tenerife x

Date: 17 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We absolutely love this club. So clean and all the staff are so friendly. Monique is a credit to the club and really made us feel welcome. The bar man were a nice bit of eye candy and remembered our drinks order every night . We ended up going four nights in a row.. Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday! All four nights were different, depending what you’re looking for. We personally preferred the weds and Thurs as was quieter and more intimate. Friday was full of guys but still lots of couples too and Saturday had a real club vibe, with dancing and sex happening every where you look. The club was packed! We can’t wait to go back again! Thank you John and Nora x

Date: 11 July 2023

Rating: OK
We have visited this club before , this time on two occasions, 1st the Friday which was over run by Spanish guys, only a couple of young single British guys. Mostly Spanish music unfortunately, we left early.

Then we went on the Wednesday, we had a better night. A few British couples had fun together, we were after a British guy, not one was at the club the Friday. Its different every time we've gone to any club , can be the luck of the draw .

A nice club to visit , owners and staff are great.


Date: 8 July 2023

Rating: Fun
I went as a single male ending up meeting a lovley couple, ended up going back to theres for a lot of fun, and there was plenty of fun to spectate within the club staff were friendly and helpful.

Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We visited this club on 3rd June, great vibe, lots of play. We decided to return tonight for a gangbang, K had loads of guys, J had a couple of fems. Probably now our favourite club. We can’t wait to return in the future. Thanks to all the staff who are really helpful. The club is spotless.

Date: 8 June 2023

Rating: Fun
Visited this club on 2nd June 2023. The evening did not disappoint and was just as good as our previous visit last year.

The club is clean and has a sexy atmosphere. Busy night with lots of play going on.

Staff were helpful and welcoming. On our next trip to Adeje we will definitely be back!


Date: 3 June 2023

Rating: Avoid
We attended on our visit to costa adeje, not for us the club is abit weird, too many people showing off and dancing about. More a prostitution vibe than a classy swinger club. Lots of people like us didn’t spend too long in there.

Date: 17 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Visited this club many times great night every time club spotless clientele excellent ?? xx

Date: 18 April 2023

Rating: Fun
We attend this small but fun club on sat 25th March 2023 and have to say very busy very clean and staff are great defo would go back again xxxxsay hi if you see us

Date: 18 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Visited Mystique last night (8th April) and what a night. Great club! You enter the club straight into the bar/dance floor area. Past the bar is the locker room, small but does the job. Then through the locker room you enter the play areas. We loved the set up. No ‘private’ areas as such but some of the play areas available have curtains if you wish.

We managed to ‘join’ an absolutely stunning couple in one of the ‘open’ rooms near that back. The 4 of us had some fun and what made it even more exciting was the audience gathering at the doorway and side window (from another play bed) all watching us getting very naughty.

To the couple we met, if you’re reading this please reach out! J was wearing an open leather bra with her amazing tits, I was the one getting very hot (hopefully that will remind you) x


Date: 9 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Whilst on an 8 day break we visited twice on Saturday nights the 01/04 and the 08/04, both nights did not disappoint us.

The club has an upbeat atmosphere in the bar area and then behind that the play rooms are busy and bustling with many sexy people.

We will be making more visits in the future.


Date: 9 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We visited Mystique a few times during our Tenerife holiday and what a fabulous club it is. Beautiful decor and stout, fantastic bar staff and hosts all make for a sexy atmosphere. If in Tenerife you must go.

Date: 9 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We were here a couple of weeks ago. Such a lovely place and very welcoming. Easy to find and the staff were brilliant. Defo come back

Date: 4 April 2023

Rating: Fabulous
We went to Mystique several times in March. Every time it was just great. The club has a great atmosphere. John, Nora and all the staff are so friendly and make you feel relaxed. The bar area is lovely with good music. The play areas are so good and as for the single guys - they were top class. All so nice and polite - and just great once you went to a room. The whole club is so clean and very comfortable. We will be back in October - can’t wait!!

Date: 30 March 2023

Rating: OK
We visited last night, the club was great with plenty of single guys for L. Lots of fun had and everyone was nice and respected our boundaries.

Would definitely recommend this club as it rarely disappoints x


Date: 25 March 2023

Rating: Fun
Visited club mystique last night for their couples evening.

Lovely lay out, nice vibe and everyone very respectful.

We enjoyed our time there and would definitely visit again if we are on the island.

Xx



Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fun
We visited club Mystique last night it was our first time at their new venue.

We didn't ask for the tour around after entering your straight into the good size bar area It was very clean and very busy We soon found our way to the locker area, It wasn't hard to find the locker room and play area behind the door.

Good seating within the bar was a very busy evening with a good mix of guests.

Just a foot note on drinks one bottle of water and a rum/pepsi

I think a little over the top at 12 euros yes we would return


Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: OK
Attended the club on 11 March, was really impressed the bar area was full of couples and was in full flow. We took advantage of the hot tub and one of the rooms where we enjoyed being watched. This is the first time we visited and would certainly go back

Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fun
Really good club . Nice layout and lots of places to explore and play.

Date: 6 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
Just back to our hotel after a great evening at Club Mystique! We both had a wonderful time with the company of 6 guys - all of whom were polite and friendly. It’s a great club (our fist visit), especially the play area at the rear. We’ll be back!

Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
we were there again 27th/28th january, just the right number of single guys for maria, and plenty of couples on the saturday, a great time both nights, staff very friendly and helpful to new visitors, be back again in march,

Date: 17 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
My husband and I been at Mystique several times in the last 6 months as ‘newbies’ and have had a great time. The bar/play area is very clean and well maintained .

We have found all the staff to be wonderful and so friendly . The owners John and Nora are so welcoming and put us at ease straight away .

Im sure in any club there will be individuals who are not respectful and push their luck but that cannot be blamed on the club . There is always at least one staff member often 2 supervising the play areas and the ladies toilets .Monica is a force to be reckoned with and misbehave if you dare face her wrath !!!

The male bar staff have always been friendly , chatty but totally respectful at all times .

It is made very clear that all nights at the club except Saturdays are open to single males . My understanding is there is still limits on the number of them allowed to attend .

My husband and I made a point of attending on different nights so feel we can speak from experience and give a honest overall review . Our personal preference is the couples night on a Saturday but have to make it clear we have found any single men we encountered on the other nights to be respectful and appropriate .

I would have no hestitation in encouraging any couple and especially newbies to try Mystique . Like ourselves you will become a regular and holiday in Tenerife just so you can go !



Date: 14 February 2023

Rating: Avoid
Had Great first impressions clean venue first bar tender very chatty . Then things went bad. Had number of males try and fuck my GF in the ass in jacuzzi could put that the language barrier. But unfortunately, after we left, the venue, have found out one of the Other bartenders Entered the toilets without consent and without warning stuck his cock in my partner without talking or having any form of consent. yes we could of called police but was not going to waste our holiday dealing with this. And I’m 100% sure he knows this, and I bet it’s not the first time. So unfortunately have to say this club now you have to avoid. As clearly it’s not newbe friendly as if you’re not used to handling people like this you’re gonna get caught out like my poor girlfriend. It was a second time at the swingers club. And was overwhelmed by the males, not being respectful. And I could not get outta in the toilets as you would expect the toilet should be a safe zone. I feel really sorry for the owners of this matter as it’s not there doing, but they need to sort their staff out before it kills Venue. She now having to have a STI check not a nice end to a holiday.

Date: 13 February 2023

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