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CJ's at the Townhouse

Rating: Fabulous
Like a moth to a flame I am drawn back to this place time and time again. (All the way from London)

I was actually introduced to the scene by the proprietor CJ about 12 years ago.

Since then I have tried other clubs but in my opinion none are as good. The place, the people are all so warm and inviting, letting me be me. If I’m lucky then I have a sexy time too.

To top it all off CJs also gets better every time with the organisers working hard behind the scenes to not only keep up their quality but to add to the experience making each night special.

Take my advice go and enjoy. If anyone would like a partner to go with then message me.


Date: 6 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Was at cjs last night for her birthday and Halloween party, decorations and people in costumes were Fabulous, was a fab night as always and it's now time to chill xx

Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fun
Thanks CJ for another great party :)

Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing night great fun

Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had my first night at cjs on the 22nd great atmosphere and was run by great people hope to go back and explore more and meet more people

Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Brilliant night. Well managed. Visible staff. Great dungeon which now will need a clean... I cannot WAIT to be back for my next visit. Thanks CJ and team xxxx

Date: 22 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the regular evening and afternoon tgirl/admirers parties at the Townhouse.

The venue could be described as opulent, but even that might be an understatement. It is neatly separated into play (private and public spaces) and social areas with lots of subdivision within those covering everything from buffet area to a well equipped dungeon.

Staff were very friendly and welcoming, spending time to provide a tour of all the facilities to newcomers. It also felt very safe, yet the security was not overbearing.

The attendees, decor and facilities contributed to creating a nice relaxing sexy atmosphere. My experience was that the other club goers were approachable and respectful of boundaries.

Would go again and recommend wholeheartedly.

Cx


Date: 15 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
First time ti the legendary Cj's yesterday - such an awesome mix of people. Particularly appreciated the tour and the fact staff were visible and regularly checked in to make sure everyone's having a good time.

SO many different rooms to choose from, spoilt for choice!

Looking forwards to the next one..


Date: 8 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We both went along for the first time in a while on 1/10/22 great night as always, nice and busy with a great mix of people. If we chatted please get in touch, look forward to november for our next visit.

Date: 8 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
First time at CJ’s on a couples and females night. Staff were great and approachable, facilities were clean and plenty of space.

Had a great time, will returning again for sure…particularly loved the orgy room


Date: 8 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Our 2nd trip to cjs back at the start of Sept for couples night .

Had a great time , lots of friendly couples and no pressure at all . Great place for new and experienced couples to play xx


Date: 3 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I love going to CJs, I have done for over 10yr and it just gets better and better, also amazing staff that know how to look after everyone. Clean facility, great food and lots of naughty people having lots of naughty fun. Great place to meet potential fun meets for a little social and lots of fun x

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended Fun for All 1/10/22. Excellent as usual. Everyone was having fun and there was a good culture of "no means no" with more than a little naughtiness.

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited Cjs for the first time well the new place as we had been before it moved and loved it so much bigger and so friendly and seen some old faces you may have us hooked again.

That much so we will be there at Halloween see you all there.

H and S xx


Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
CJ and staff are a welcoming bunch, they will make a first timer or 5 timer welcome, the club is a unique part of the culture of Glasgow. I have been travelling for a while and you won’t get banter and fun like you do at CJ’s ;) xx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We attended CJ's at a Fun For All event on the 17th on short notice. We've been before and had lots of fun.

This night was no exception. We met some old friends and some new ones, and N was introduced to the Dungeon for her first flogging session which she enjoyed very much. Thanks to, you know who you are...

CJ is an excellent host, down to earth and anyone thinking of going should go for the experience, even if you are sitting on the fence.

We'll be back again soon. 10/10 as always.


Date: 24 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Went for the first time on the 7th August and although we were extremely nervous, CJ and some of the regulars really out our minds at ease. We enjoyed the social side of it as much as the fun we had in one of the rooms with 2 of the club goers. The rooms were great and cleaned often. The only thing that out is off was the single males following people around. We would love to come back but maybe on couples and single females night.

Date: 24 September 2022

Rating: Fun
Another fabulous night at cjs amazing venue with staff that are always very accommodating friendly and a pleasure to be around plenty of rooms for fun that are always quickly cleaned and open again by the amazing staff definitely worth a visit you will definitely find yourself back time and time again

Date: 24 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
I attended the TV and Admirers evening party on 7/9/22.

Location - good central location, but still discrete behind a big gate in an industrial area. 5/5.

Decor - Sexy, low lighting. Some neon lights. Beautiful, old fashioned architecture. All areas are tastefully decorated and ooze sex appeal. 5/5.

Layout - Downstairs is split across multiple rooms. It would be more welcoming if there was an open-plan lounge. Owners have made the absolute best of the layout of the building, however. 3/5.

Dungeon - As someone who has sampled every piece of equipment, this is expensive, quality kit, and there's enough of it. 5/5.

Playrooms - These are all well decorated and perfectly serviceable. The 40 minute rule is, I think, a necessary evil to stop people utterly taking the piss. A bit big which made me feel like a room hog when it was just me and my meet behind a closed door but this was covered in the Layout section of this review, so I'm not going to penalise again here. 5/5.

Time - parties are not on as long as some other clubs (e.g., a typical Club Play event is 8pm-3am). Three/four hours for a TV event was okay but I felt utterly gutted at hometime because I'd had such a great night. I would gladly pay extra for a longer night. Closing time is incredibly strict compared to some other clubs which remain open up to an hour past closing time where play is still active, allowing people to finish. Being so used to a club with more relaxed rules, this came as a shock to the system on my first visit (I'd previously visited the month before). As a TV my night ended half an hour before the end of the party as I had to get undressed and remove my makeup. 2/5.

Management - very competent with a hands-on, visible, and accessible owner. 5/5.

Clientele - I've heard that CJs is "cliquey" but my experience is the total opposite. The folks at the TV events I've been to have all been lovely and genuine. The afternoon events tend to attract an older crowd though so for a young pup like me I preferred the evening event. 5/5.

All in all, 35/40. Fabulous!



Date: 9 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited CJ's for the first time on their TV, CD and Admirers night. The staff and venue are both excellent. The atmosphere is safe and relaxing and I met lots of new friends.

I had a great experience and am looking forward to my next visit.


Date: 8 September 2022

Rating: OK
Started going again a few months ago after a long break. Met some amazing people, was at the masquerade ball last night it was a fantastic night so well organised and managed I always feel so welcome, safe and accepted at cjs

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: OK
Attended on the 27th! And what a night, lovely friendly club rung by the best bunch of folk. Great chat, great social, amazing fun.

Looking forward to going again.


Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended on Saturday the 20th of august for the first time, what a great place and a brilliant host. We both had a great time and had great fun in the couples room and the voyeur room we look forward to returning in the near future.

Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely loved our 1st visit to the couples/females night. CJ and her staff made us feel more than welcome and comfortable. Got shown around the place upon arrival and the place looks lovely.

We will defo be back.


Date: 15 August 2022

Rating: Fun
Finally got to CJ's, was worth the drive from Inverness, just got back. 15hr round trip. Clean and good to see the staff being proactive that everyone was being respectful. A quite start but when they hotted up, they really hotted up. Thoroughly enjoyed working up a sweat in the couples room!

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Great to finally get back to Cj’s. Stuff were amazing all night and kept checking to make sure no single guys had snuck into the couples room. Definitely the most people we’ve seen playing in that room !

Can’t wait to get back again. Xx


Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fun
This was our first club night and right up to the last minute we were making contingecy plans for if we did not enjoy it....well as soon as we arrived they were being blown away. There are many hospitality venues who could learn a thing or two from the team at CJs (and we should know) from the cloakroom to Maggies tour and the staff keeping a polite but careful eye to the wonderful people we met this was a great night. Regulars were so welcoming from the polite smiles to the nervous newbies to the effort to chat and put us at ease-this was great. We took some time to get into the swing (yes,pun intended) but when we did...well a good night was had by all.xx we will be back.

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My first time and everyone was so nice. Arrived early so could relax and then see how things went. It was sooooo hot in more ways than one. The non judgemental atmosphere really helped. Will definitely visit again.

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My regular, the place I feel comfortable and at ease to just let the hair down and be surrounded by some really awesome people, well last night night it was hot hot hot and not just talking about the temperature ! If there’s one thing the heat can do is get everyone stripping off all over the place !! It was wet and wild last night and that wasn’t just the weather xx lots and lots of new faces last night but what an amazing atmosphere one of the best nights in ages :) as always I’ll be back lol xx Elle

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fun
We attended CJs twice last week. The first was for the couples and single females night - we usually attend the fun for all evenings but took advantage of being child free. Great crowd, a good laugh and plenty of fun to watch and participate in.

The second visit was our first Greedy Girls afternoon. We were slightly concerned that it seemed an older crowd at first, but then met some lovely gents around our age and had a lot of fun! I think the GG evenings would be better suited to us but as they are Fridays childcare is an issue.

We hope to visit more often and meet more fab people!


Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: OK
We went on Saturday 16th , our first time.

It’s a very nice club, well equipped clean, good size,and nice crowd

But,……. it’s really more like a social club or a bar than a swingers club

There is no “dressing down” that most clubs have, and this makes for a less club feel.

Also there is no locker area to encourage “dressing down”

Also no hot tub, which we think is a great ice breaker.

This may sound a negative review , it really isn’t meant to be, it is a nice club and we would maybe go again if in the area,but it could be very good with a few tweaks.


Date: 18 July 2022

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